The haiku thread.

[Beardy]

Robocop

This guy was martyred
Robochristianity
I worship Murphy

[philliphourglass]

The Departed

Game of Cat and Mouse
Double-Crossing Here and There
Ev'rybody Dies

[Beardy]

Alien

Ripley, you can live
Don't rely on anyone
Except Jones the cat

[Sirion]

Sonic

Sonic, babe
It's me fast and blue
like a flash

(I think I'm not good at counting syllables in English. That's why my haiku got so awful)

[Arjahn]

(07-21-2012 01:49 PM)Sirion Wrote:  Sonic

Sonic, babe
It's me fast and blue
like a flash

(I think I'm not good at counting syllables in English. That's why my haiku got so awful)

You are bad at this
You stupid smelly fat man
Game of Thrones is bad

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

Arjahn you trippin'
With your spinny disco ball
I can't stop staring

[Arjahn]

(07-21-2012 05:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Arjahn you trippin'
With your spinny disco ball
I can't stop staring

Thank you for the post
My other pics were to large
Ten kilobytes max

[Mr.Holmes]

The Hero of Time
The boy with little time
to save lives from destruction.
No time, but so much.

The Valiant Warrior
A fierce warrior
doomed to fail when called upon
in spirit he serves

The Brave Musician
The man of great fame
turned brave when needed the most.
Fallen, though not in vain.

The Lost Son
Son of a servant
killed by the deviant mask
a face of sorrow

Bonus points if you can guess what I'm referring to

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(07-21-2012 05:55 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Arjahn you trippin'
With your spinny disco ball
I can't stop staring

Thank you for the post
My other pics were to large
Ten kilobytes max

Inorite, Arjh-bro
I had to resize three times
Before it was good

[Arjahn]

(07-21-2012 06:17 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:55 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Arjahn you trippin'
With your spinny disco ball
I can't stop staring

Thank you for the post
My other pics were to large
Ten kilobytes max

Inorite, Arjh-bro
I had to resize three times
Before it was good

I posted this fact
In the Suggestion section
You should go read that

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(07-21-2012 06:26 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 06:17 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:55 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Arjahn you trippin'
With your spinny disco ball
I can't stop staring

Thank you for the post
My other pics were to large
Ten kilobytes max

Inorite, Arjh-bro
I had to resize three times
Before it was good

I posted this fact
In the Suggestion section
You should go read that

WELL MAYBE I WILL
And just you try to stop me
Just don't taze me, bro

[Arjahn]

(07-21-2012 07:05 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 06:26 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 06:17 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:55 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

(07-21-2012 05:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Arjahn you trippin'
With your spinny disco ball
I can't stop staring

Thank you for the post
My other pics were to large
Ten kilobytes max

Inorite, Arjh-bro
I had to resize three times
Before it was good

I posted this fact
In the Suggestion section
You should go read that

WELL MAYBE I WILL
And just you try to stop me
Just don't taze me, bro

Woah, take it easy.
I don't want to use my gun
And splatter your brains

[philliphourglass]

Stop with the violence!
We can all live peacefully
Coexist mofos

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

How bizarre life is
When once one wakes up at dawn
And life doesn't change

EDIT - An attempt at philosophical haiku-ing

[Arjahn]

(07-22-2012 04:36 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  How bizarre life is
When once one wakes up at dawn
And life doesn't change

EDIT - An attempt at philosophical haiku-ing

You are bad at that
Stop trying to be so deep
Waffle Iron day