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The haiku thread.
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RE: The haiku thread.
(07-22-2012 05:07 AM)Arjahn Wrote:  
(07-22-2012 04:36 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  How bizarre life is
When once one wakes up at dawn
And life doesn't change

EDIT - An attempt at philosophical haiku-ing Big Grin

You are bad at that
Stop trying to be so deep
Waffle Iron day

Wiggle Wiggle yeah,
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah,
Is that better, bro ?
07-22-2012 05:31 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Burrito Taco
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No it's not better
07-22-2012 05:38 AM
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Post: #33
RE: The haiku thread.
I like to eat pie
Especially key-lime pie
It is delicious

Philosophical
I am not, in regards to
writing a haiku

First 5 syllables
and then 7 syllables
followed by 5 more

There once was a man
Who wanted to rule the world
but so did his foes.

I am certainly
going to stop writing these
and get back to work.
07-22-2012 05:39 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Hey you Damerdar
Stay out of our Haiku fight
You may die if not
07-22-2012 05:49 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Vegeta, what does
the scouter say about his
power levels, eh ?

Damedar is here
Damedar wants a fight, yo
Damedar's gwan DOWWWN

P.S. key lime pie,
Is furkin' delicious mmmmm
mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm nom
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07-22-2012 05:54 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
I am here to fight
I dare you to defeat me
your chances are slim

Over 9000
Is what Vegeta would say
answering Nappa

Bring it on Arjahn
you can't stop my haikus from
Bringing down the house
07-22-2012 07:35 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
(07-22-2012 07:35 AM)damerdar Wrote:  I am here to fight
I dare you to defeat me
your chances are slim

Over 9000
Is what Vegeta would say
answering Nappa

Bring it on Arjahn
you can't stop my haikus from
Bringing down the house

Just watch me bring it
I will demolish your face
With my Haiku skill
07-22-2012 07:38 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Please stop the madness
Enmity in haiku form
Mods! Mods! Mods! Mods! Mods!
07-22-2012 07:43 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Time for a smackdown
Are you up for the challenge
or will you fall flat?

Your demolition
does not scare me the slightest
your skill is nothing.

All of our members
will join the ranks of my force
and fight against you.
07-22-2012 07:47 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
I agree to fight
Our battle shall forge legends
Your butt on the moon

I am not afraid
Of your Banjo or Kazoo
For I have Disco

My cool Signature
Is so much better than yours
You just have weird text

That is all for me
It is your turn foolish one
Come at me broseph
07-22-2012 07:51 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Your sig is silly
I have no need for silly
disco is silly

You call me broseph
but collars I do not sport
I am just a nerd

The world will never
forget this epic battle
the weapon: haikus

Our words will clash hard
Like lightning striking the earth
Which of us is earth?
07-22-2012 08:01 AM
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Post: #42
RE: The haiku thread.
E3 2012
Nintendo were great
Sony bribed the audience
Microsoft sucked hard

Zangief
Bloody hell Zangief
Why are your shins so hairy!?
OH NO ULTRA 1!? D:

Ryu
Fierce Shoryuken
Into FADC then
METSU HADOOOOOOUKEN!

Akuma
LP, LP, F, LP, HK
*Akuma moving forwards*
DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS!

Team Fortress 2 - Engineer
Building a sentry
Spy is sapping my sentry
My sentry is down!



Poo
Poo poo poo poo poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Poo poo poo poo poo
07-22-2012 09:08 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Aliens is on the telly right now, so...

Marines aren't enough
Ripley wishes that Carter
Stuck to My Two Dads
07-22-2012 09:51 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
I 'is' Earth you fool
Your grammar is terrible
This is all but over.

You dare mock Quagsire?
His face is incredible
Awesome describes it.

You are envious
You have been defeated dope
Leave now imbecile
07-22-2012 06:05 PM
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Post: #45
RE: The haiku thread.
I went out tonight
I drunk a few beers outside
I am now sober

I suck at haikus
they sound funny in english
ill stick to free verse
(This post was last modified: 07-22-2012 06:32 PM by emz998.)
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