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Beardy

Planet of the Apes
Apes that can converse
Charlton Heston hates their paws
He thinks that they stink

Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman's woe
Was slime from a fat green ghost
We should cross the streams

Die Hard
Without any shoes
Can he overcome the odds?
Hans Gruber will die.

Feel free to continue, it's kinda fun.

Beardy

DYKG
Your favourite game
Has an interesting fact
That you didn't know

CFMM

Oh, Amadeus
yeah rock me Amadeus
Oh, Amadeus

There.
BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there

CFMM

Sitting broken heart
In a gas station bathroom
Had to poop just fart


A timeless classic revisited.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Likes to post on this forum
Though now I must go

BEARDY
The man with the beard
Goes up north from time to time
Searching for Kate Bush

CFMM

C F Double M
The universe's toilet
Also a huge fag
Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Beardy

(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?

Beardy

(07-19-2012 03:56 PM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there

There is no candy
Hidden in my facial hair
I prefer meat snacks

(07-20-2012 10:49 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?

It really depends
Upon the consistency
A flannel perhaps?
Would you guys shut up
Haikus give me a head-ache
I'm trying to sleep
É, ninguém sacou,
Pois isso é português
Vou-me embora.

Translation:

Yeah, no one got it,
For this is Portuguese
I shall leave.
Ok, here goes the Portuguese Haiku

Olá Olá Quê ?
Onde fica o banheir-
-o Olá Olá
Birdemic:

The actor is bad
Extremely wooden as well
Special effects suck
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