Hello There, Guest!  LoginRegister
Welcome to the former forums for DidYouKnowGaming?! In March of 2013, VGFacts was launched and this community was merged into the new forums there. These forums were originally taken offline at that time but I brought them back as an archive while transferring sites to the new server. Registrations and all interaction (posting, editing, moderation, etc.) are disabled but everything can still be read. If you're interested in joining the community, head on over to https://www.vgfacts.com/forums/ and join there but I've always thought it was important to preserve a site's roots so these forums will forever be available in this read-only state. Enjoy!
-Petie

Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The haiku thread.
Author Message
Beardy
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #1
The haiku thread.
Planet of the Apes
Apes that can converse
Charlton Heston hates their paws
He thinks that they stink

Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman's woe
Was slime from a fat green ghost
We should cross the streams

Die Hard
Without any shoes
Can he overcome the odds?
Hans Gruber will die.

Feel free to continue, it's kinda fun.
07-19-2012 11:00 AM
Quote this message in a reply
Beardy
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #2
RE: The haiku thread.
DYKG
Your favourite game
Has an interesting fact
That you didn't know
07-19-2012 12:08 PM
Quote this message in a reply
CFMM
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #3
RE: The haiku thread.
Oh, Amadeus
yeah rock me Amadeus
Oh, Amadeus

There.
07-19-2012 03:04 PM
Quote this message in a reply
Arjahn Offline
Lv. 99 Chicken
*****

Posts: 1,014
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation: 11
Thanks: 385
Given 206 thank(s) in 165 post(s)
Post: #4
RE: The haiku thread.
BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there
07-19-2012 03:56 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
CFMM
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #5
RE: The haiku thread.
Sitting broken heart
In a gas station bathroom
Had to poop just fart


A timeless classic revisited.
07-19-2012 04:21 PM
Quote this message in a reply
SERIOUSLY THOUGH Offline
Solo Diver
******

Posts: 2,154
Joined: Jul 2012
Reputation: 35
Thanks: 35
Given 689 thank(s) in 484 post(s)
Post: #6
RE: The haiku thread.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Likes to post on this forum
Though now I must go

BEARDY
The man with the beard
Goes up north from time to time
Searching for Kate Bush
07-19-2012 04:30 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
CFMM
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #7
RE: The haiku thread.
C F Double M
The universe's toilet
Also a huge fag
07-19-2012 05:44 PM
Quote this message in a reply
BumblebeeCody Offline
Super Moderator
******

Posts: 2,194
Joined: Jul 2012
Reputation: 24
Thanks: 1796
Given 339 thank(s) in 266 post(s)
Post: #8
RE: The hadouken thread.
Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?
07-20-2012 01:31 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Beardy
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #9
RE: The hadouken thread.
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards
07-20-2012 10:43 AM
Quote this message in a reply
BumblebeeCody Offline
Super Moderator
******

Posts: 2,194
Joined: Jul 2012
Reputation: 24
Thanks: 1796
Given 339 thank(s) in 266 post(s)
Post: #10
RE: The hadouken thread.
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?
(This post was last modified: 07-20-2012 10:49 AM by BumblebeeCody.)
07-20-2012 10:49 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Beardy
Unregistered

 
Thanks:
Given thank(s) in post(s)
Post: #11
RE: The haiku thread.
(07-19-2012 03:56 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there

There is no candy
Hidden in my facial hair
I prefer meat snacks

(07-20-2012 10:49 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?

It really depends
Upon the consistency
A flannel perhaps?
07-20-2012 10:50 AM
Quote this message in a reply
 Thanks given by: Arjahn
Skarro Offline
I AM HOLLYWOOD
****

Posts: 446
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation: 4
Thanks: 199
Given 59 thank(s) in 46 post(s)
Post: #12
RE: The haiku thread.
Would you guys shut up
Haikus give me a head-ache
I'm trying to sleep
07-20-2012 11:55 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Sirion Offline
irion-irion-irion
***

Posts: 236
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation: 2
Thanks: 38
Given 29 thank(s) in 26 post(s)
Post: #13
RE: The haiku thread.
É, ninguém sacou,
Pois isso é português
Vou-me embora.

Translation:

Yeah, no one got it,
For this is Portuguese
I shall leave.
07-20-2012 01:32 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
SERIOUSLY THOUGH Offline
Solo Diver
******

Posts: 2,154
Joined: Jul 2012
Reputation: 35
Thanks: 35
Given 689 thank(s) in 484 post(s)
Post: #14
RE: The haiku thread.
Ok, here goes the Portuguese Haiku

Olá Olá Quê ?
Onde fica o banheir-
-o Olá Olá
07-20-2012 05:20 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
NightShade Offline
Junior Member
**

Posts: 4
Joined: Jul 2012
Reputation: 0
Thanks: 0
Given 3 thank(s) in 3 post(s)
Post: #15
RE: The haiku thread.
Birdemic:

The actor is bad
Extremely wooden as well
Special effects suck
07-20-2012 11:58 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
 Thanks given by: Arjahn
Post Reply 


Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)