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The haiku thread. - Beardy - 07-19-2012 11:00 AM

Planet of the Apes
Apes that can converse
Charlton Heston hates their paws
He thinks that they stink

Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman's woe
Was slime from a fat green ghost
We should cross the streams

Die Hard
Without any shoes
Can he overcome the odds?
Hans Gruber will die.

Feel free to continue, it's kinda fun.


RE: The haiku thread. - Beardy - 07-19-2012 12:08 PM

DYKG
Your favourite game
Has an interesting fact
That you didn't know


RE: The haiku thread. - CFMM - 07-19-2012 03:04 PM

Oh, Amadeus
yeah rock me Amadeus
Oh, Amadeus

There.


RE: The haiku thread. - Arjahn - 07-19-2012 03:56 PM

BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there


RE: The haiku thread. - CFMM - 07-19-2012 04:21 PM

Sitting broken heart
In a gas station bathroom
Had to poop just fart


A timeless classic revisited.


RE: The haiku thread. - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 07-19-2012 04:30 PM

SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Likes to post on this forum
Though now I must go

BEARDY
The man with the beard
Goes up north from time to time
Searching for Kate Bush


RE: The haiku thread. - CFMM - 07-19-2012 05:44 PM

C F Double M
The universe's toilet
Also a huge fag


RE: The hadouken thread. - BumblebeeCody - 07-20-2012 01:31 AM

Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?



RE: The hadouken thread. - Beardy - 07-20-2012 10:43 AM

(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards


RE: The hadouken thread. - BumblebeeCody - 07-20-2012 10:49 AM

(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?



RE: The haiku thread. - Beardy - 07-20-2012 10:50 AM

(07-19-2012 03:56 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there

There is no candy
Hidden in my facial hair
I prefer meat snacks

(07-20-2012 10:49 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?

It really depends
Upon the consistency
A flannel perhaps?


RE: The haiku thread. - Skarro - 07-20-2012 11:55 AM

Would you guys shut up
Haikus give me a head-ache
I'm trying to sleep


RE: The haiku thread. - Sirion - 07-20-2012 01:32 PM

É, ninguém sacou,
Pois isso é português
Vou-me embora.

Translation:

Yeah, no one got it,
For this is Portuguese
I shall leave.


RE: The haiku thread. - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 07-20-2012 05:20 PM

Ok, here goes the Portuguese Haiku

Olá Olá Quê ?
Onde fica o banheir-
-o Olá Olá


RE: The haiku thread. - NightShade - 07-20-2012 11:58 PM

Birdemic:

The actor is bad
Extremely wooden as well
Special effects suck