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The haiku thread. - Beardy - 07-19-2012 11:00 AM
Planet of the Apes
Apes that can converse
Charlton Heston hates their paws
He thinks that they stink
Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman's woe
Was slime from a fat green ghost
We should cross the streams
Die Hard
Without any shoes
Can he overcome the odds?
Hans Gruber will die.
Feel free to continue, it's kinda fun.
RE: The haiku thread. - Beardy - 07-19-2012 12:08 PM
DYKG
Your favourite game
Has an interesting fact
That you didn't know
RE: The haiku thread. - CFMM - 07-19-2012 03:04 PM
Oh, Amadeus
yeah rock me Amadeus
Oh, Amadeus
There.
RE: The haiku thread. - Arjahn - 07-19-2012 03:56 PM
BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there
RE: The haiku thread. - CFMM - 07-19-2012 04:21 PM
Sitting broken heart
In a gas station bathroom
Had to poop just fart
A timeless classic revisited.
RE: The haiku thread. - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 07-19-2012 04:30 PM
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Likes to post on this forum
Though now I must go
BEARDY
The man with the beard
Goes up north from time to time
Searching for Kate Bush
RE: The haiku thread. - CFMM - 07-19-2012 05:44 PM
C F Double M
The universe's toilet
Also a huge fag
RE: The hadouken thread. - BumblebeeCody - 07-20-2012 01:31 AM
Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?
RE: The hadouken thread. - Beardy - 07-20-2012 10:43 AM
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?
Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards
RE: The hadouken thread. - BumblebeeCody - 07-20-2012 10:49 AM
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?
Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards
Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?
RE: The haiku thread. - Beardy - 07-20-2012 10:50 AM
(07-19-2012 03:56 PM)Arjahn Wrote: BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there
There is no candy
Hidden in my facial hair
I prefer meat snacks
(07-20-2012 10:49 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?
Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards
Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?
It really depends
Upon the consistency
A flannel perhaps?
RE: The haiku thread. - Skarro - 07-20-2012 11:55 AM
Would you guys shut up
Haikus give me a head-ache
I'm trying to sleep
RE: The haiku thread. - Sirion - 07-20-2012 01:32 PM
É, ninguém sacou,
Pois isso é português
Vou-me embora.
Translation:
Yeah, no one got it,
For this is Portuguese
I shall leave.
RE: The haiku thread. - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 07-20-2012 05:20 PM
Ok, here goes the Portuguese Haiku
Olá Olá Quê ?
Onde fica o banheir-
-o Olá Olá
RE: The haiku thread. - NightShade - 07-20-2012 11:58 PM
Birdemic:
The actor is bad
Extremely wooden as well
Special effects suck