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THERE IS A GNAT
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There is a gnat in my room.
It will not stop gnatting.
(This post was last modified: 06-26-2012 09:09 AM by Sabrina.)
06-26-2012 08:44 AM
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06-26-2012 08:56 AM
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brb crying
i'm buttdevastated
06-26-2012 09:07 AM
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ALEX that was quite rood
06-26-2012 09:08 AM
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Eat it. With love.
06-26-2012 09:14 AM
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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06-26-2012 09:15 AM
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I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?
06-26-2012 09:23 AM
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(06-26-2012 09:23 AM)Sabrina Wrote:  I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?

Here ya go.
*hands flamethrower*
06-26-2012 09:26 AM
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Yes

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06-26-2012 09:30 AM
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Gnats are attracted to me for some reason then they fall in me and die and i laugh.
06-26-2012 09:32 AM
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insects like that are attracted to sweet smells, be flattered
06-26-2012 09:35 AM
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Rotting meat smells good to flies Sad
not flattered by insects


almost typed incest alksjdfkla
06-26-2012 09:44 AM
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they use rotting flesh because it's a disgusting smell to pretty much everyone/everything, and they lay their eggs there so they're undisturbed. also free nutrients!!!!!!!!
06-26-2012 09:46 AM
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Sounds disgusting but intriguing
06-26-2012 09:53 AM
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RE: THERE IS A GNAT
Let me just pull out my handy guide book entitled, "How to kill things: big or small."

This might take me a second. Ah, page 37, Gnats.

"A gnat ( /ˈnæt/) is any of many species of tiny flying insects in the Dipterid..." come on, I don't care about that, just tell me how to ki...OH, here we go.

"Gnat extermination is a simple process depending on the number, and type of, gnat/s you are dealing with:

1-3 Gnats, grab a 6x9 hardcover book, preferably one that you are indifferent to. Proceed to squash the bug with said mediocre book.

Note: If one is physically, or mentally, incapable of killing the gnat, it is alright to ask a family member, or close by friend, to kill it for them. If no friends or family members are within your vicinity, then proceed to text/call family member/friend to come over and kill the gnat for you. If at first they refuse, continue texting/calling them until they finally give in and kill the gnat.

Caution: If said gnat is radioactive, or actually the codename for a secret government project, this guide will be ineffectual, and it would be within your interest to pick up our sister book, ""How to kill things: radioactive or secretly funded by the government."
06-26-2012 10:01 AM
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