There is a gnat in my room.
It will not stop gnatting.
brb crying
i'm buttdevastated
I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?
Gnats are attracted to me for some reason then they fall in me and die and i laugh.
insects like that are attracted to sweet smells, be flattered
Rotting meat smells good to flies
not flattered by insects
almost typed incest alksjdfkla
they use rotting flesh because it's a disgusting smell to pretty much everyone/everything, and they lay their eggs there so they're undisturbed. also free nutrients!!!!!!!!
Sounds disgusting but intriguing
Let me just pull out my handy guide book entitled, "How to kill things: big or small."
This might take me a second. Ah, page 37, Gnats.
"A gnat ( /ˈnæt/) is any of many species of tiny flying insects in the Dipterid..." come on, I don't care about that, just tell me how to ki...OH, here we go.
"Gnat extermination is a simple process depending on the number, and type of, gnat/s you are dealing with:
1-3 Gnats, grab a 6x9 hardcover book, preferably one that you are indifferent to. Proceed to squash the bug with said mediocre book.
Note: If one is physically, or mentally, incapable of killing the gnat, it is alright to ask a family member, or close by friend, to kill it for them. If no friends or family members are within your vicinity, then proceed to text/call family member/friend to come over and kill the gnat for you. If at first they refuse, continue texting/calling them until they finally give in and kill the gnat.
Caution: If said gnat is radioactive, or actually the codename for a secret government project, this guide will be ineffectual, and it would be within your interest to pick up our sister book, ""How to kill things: radioactive or secretly funded by the government."
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