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THERE IS A GNAT - Sabrina - 06-26-2012 08:44 AM
There is a gnat in my room.
It will not stop gnatting.
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Alex - 06-26-2012 08:56 AM
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RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Sabrina - 06-26-2012 09:07 AM
brb crying
i'm buttdevastated
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Cinna - 06-26-2012 09:08 AM
ALEX that was quite rood
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Origami - 06-26-2012 09:14 AM
Eat it. With love.
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Mr.Holmes - 06-26-2012 09:15 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/29373-resident-evil-3-nemesis-windows-screenshot-fire-fire-hey-hey.jpg
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Sabrina - 06-26-2012 09:23 AM
I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Mr.Holmes - 06-26-2012 09:26 AM
(06-26-2012 09:23 AM)Sabrina Wrote: I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?
Here ya go.
*hands flamethrower*
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Sabrina - 06-26-2012 09:30 AM
Yes
http://www.thecutereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/03102.jpg
this is me
I'm smiling
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - EternalSunnyD - 06-26-2012 09:32 AM
Gnats are attracted to me for some reason then they fall in me and die and i laugh.
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Cinna - 06-26-2012 09:35 AM
insects like that are attracted to sweet smells, be flattered
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Sabrina - 06-26-2012 09:44 AM
Rotting meat smells good to flies
not flattered by insects
almost typed incest alksjdfkla
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Cinna - 06-26-2012 09:46 AM
they use rotting flesh because it's a disgusting smell to pretty much everyone/everything, and they lay their eggs there so they're undisturbed. also free nutrients!!!!!!!!
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - EternalSunnyD - 06-26-2012 09:53 AM
Sounds disgusting but intriguing
RE: THERE IS A GNAT - Frupurai - 06-26-2012 10:01 AM
Let me just pull out my handy guide book entitled, "How to kill things: big or small."
This might take me a second. Ah, page 37, Gnats.
"A gnat ( /ˈnæt/) is any of many species of tiny flying insects in the Dipterid..." come on, I don't care about that, just tell me how to ki...OH, here we go.
"Gnat extermination is a simple process depending on the number, and type of, gnat/s you are dealing with:
1-3 Gnats, grab a 6x9 hardcover book, preferably one that you are indifferent to. Proceed to squash the bug with said mediocre book.
Note: If one is physically, or mentally, incapable of killing the gnat, it is alright to ask a family member, or close by friend, to kill it for them. If no friends or family members are within your vicinity, then proceed to text/call family member/friend to come over and kill the gnat for you. If at first they refuse, continue texting/calling them until they finally give in and kill the gnat.
Caution: If said gnat is radioactive, or actually the codename for a secret government project, this guide will be ineffectual, and it would be within your interest to pick up our sister book, ""How to kill things: radioactive or secretly funded by the government."