THERE IS A GNAT

[Sabrina]

It won't land on a flat surface, it only gnats around my face
It will not stop gnatting
Does a book still work y/n? I'm willing to smash my face to destroy this vile maggot-creating fruit-loving klf;dhsaoidbfd
DROSOPHILIA MELANOGASTER

[Arjahn]

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[pianomaster42]

My advice? Grab yourself a can of air freshener, and a shoe. Spray the everloving hell out of the general direction the gnat is in. Find where it landed and smash it.

[Frupurai]

A book SHOULD still work, though, you might want to use a softcover novel for gnat-face squashing.

[Sabrina]

MOTHER OF GOD please help me thanks

I changed my mind. I don't want it on my face.
I want a bug eating plant. I will provide this plant nitrogen and love it with all my heart.
Just kidding. I have a second brain there.

[Cinna]

just wait for it to kamikaze itself into your eye, then rub it out the corner

[Arjahn]

(06-26-2012 01:46 PM)Cinna Wrote:  just wait for it to kamikaze itself into your eye, then rub it out the corner

No, that's exactly what the gnat wants you to do, you need to be smart and grab your miniature blowgun and fire as many tranquilizer darks at its general direction as possible.

[EternalSunnyD]

How about you just like make it follow you outside and stuff

[Sabrina]

It doesn't leave my room.

[Arjahn]

(06-27-2012 06:06 AM)Sabrina Wrote:  It doesn't leave my room.

That means that it likes you, you should try playing hard to get.