THERE IS A GNAT

[Sabrina]

There is a gnat in my room.
It will not stop gnatting.

[Alex]

[Sabrina]

brb crying
i'm buttdevastated

[Cinna]

ALEX that was quite rood

[Origami]

Eat it. With love.

[Mr.Holmes]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!
http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/...ey-hey.jpg

[Sabrina]

I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?

[Mr.Holmes]

(06-26-2012 09:23 AM)Sabrina Wrote:  I don't want to touch it ever
Can I borrow your flamethrower?

Here ya go.
*hands flamethrower*

[Sabrina]

Yes

http://www.thecutereport.com/wp-content/.../03102.jpg
this is me
I'm smiling

[EternalSunnyD]

Gnats are attracted to me for some reason then they fall in me and die and i laugh.

[Cinna]

insects like that are attracted to sweet smells, be flattered

[Sabrina]

Rotting meat smells good to flies
not flattered by insects


almost typed incest alksjdfkla

[Cinna]

they use rotting flesh because it's a disgusting smell to pretty much everyone/everything, and they lay their eggs there so they're undisturbed. also free nutrients!!!!!!!!

[EternalSunnyD]

Sounds disgusting but intriguing

[Frupurai]

Let me just pull out my handy guide book entitled, "How to kill things: big or small."

This might take me a second. Ah, page 37, Gnats.

"A gnat ( /ˈnæt/) is any of many species of tiny flying insects in the Dipterid..." come on, I don't care about that, just tell me how to ki...OH, here we go.

"Gnat extermination is a simple process depending on the number, and type of, gnat/s you are dealing with:

1-3 Gnats, grab a 6x9 hardcover book, preferably one that you are indifferent to. Proceed to squash the bug with said mediocre book.

Note: If one is physically, or mentally, incapable of killing the gnat, it is alright to ask a family member, or close by friend, to kill it for them. If no friends or family members are within your vicinity, then proceed to text/call family member/friend to come over and kill the gnat for you. If at first they refuse, continue texting/calling them until they finally give in and kill the gnat.

Caution: If said gnat is radioactive, or actually the codename for a secret government project, this guide will be ineffectual, and it would be within your interest to pick up our sister book, ""How to kill things: radioactive or secretly funded by the government."