The haiku thread.

[Arjahn]

You know you're jelly
Of my impressive rhyme feats
Baby has cool eyes

[Mr.Holmes]

(07-27-2012 07:56 AM)Arjahn Wrote:  You know you're jelly
Of my impressive rhyme feats
Baby has cool eyes

Baby has cool eyes
This much is very true sir
But I hate babies

[Zaliphone]

Eating babies is
Very amusing to me
Om nom nom nom nom

[Arjahn]

That's fucking sick bro
Get that cannibalistic
crap out of my thread

[TheDevl]

Listen to me close.
Don't be dick, please, don't be dick.
And follow the rules.

   

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

THIS IS ALL CAPS LOCK
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LEGIT
AND SEXY FOR SURE

[TheDevl]

CAPS LOCK TRULY IS
THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, MAN.
YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

REAL MEN DON'T STEER BRO,
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL MAN, LOL,
OH SHITE THAT'S A TREE

[TheDevl]

I UNDERSTAND YOU,
BUT REALLY, LISTEN TO ME.
DON'T DIE WITH YOLO

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

MY LIFE IS YOLO
also that's enough caps lock
Shift key be trippin'

[TheDevl]

YOLO is for kids.
Caps lock is overrated.
01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00101110.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

There's a bat outside
In the day it sleeps behind
Some wood near the house

[retrolinkx]

Haiku's don't make sense
They could be about whatever.
Refrigerator.

[agentkuo]

(08-14-2012 05:44 AM)retrolinkx Wrote:  Haiku's don't make sense
They could be about anything 8 Syllables
Refrigerator.

Go to your bedroom!
Think about what you have done!
You are in time out!

Don't eat the salmon
The caterer's poisoned it
Eat it, and you die


Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish
Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish
That's a lot of fish!

Velociraptor
Devour all your organs
Now you're gone for good

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

Jingle bells Jingle
Bells, Jingle all the way, oh
this aint gonna fit...