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THERE IS A GNAT
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RE: THERE IS A GNAT
It won't land on a flat surface, it only gnats around my face
It will not stop gnatting
Does a book still work y/n? I'm willing to smash my face to destroy this vile maggot-creating fruit-loving klf;dhsaoidbfd
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06-26-2012 12:27 PM
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06-26-2012 12:39 PM
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My advice? Grab yourself a can of air freshener, and a shoe. Spray the everloving hell out of the general direction the gnat is in. Find where it landed and smash it.
06-26-2012 12:45 PM
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A book SHOULD still work, though, you might want to use a softcover novel for gnat-face squashing.
06-26-2012 12:51 PM
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MOTHER OF GOD please help me thanks

I changed my mind. I don't want it on my face.
I want a bug eating plant. I will provide this plant nitrogen and love it with all my heart.
Just kidding. I have a second brain there.
06-26-2012 01:02 PM
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RE: THERE IS A GNAT
just wait for it to kamikaze itself into your eye, then rub it out the corner
06-26-2012 01:46 PM
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(06-26-2012 01:46 PM)Cinna Wrote:  just wait for it to kamikaze itself into your eye, then rub it out the corner
No, that's exactly what the gnat wants you to do, you need to be smart and grab your miniature blowgun and fire as many tranquilizer darks at its general direction as possible.
06-26-2012 01:48 PM
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How about you just like make it follow you outside and stuff
06-26-2012 02:53 PM
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It doesn't leave my room.
06-27-2012 06:06 AM
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(06-27-2012 06:06 AM)Sabrina Wrote:  It doesn't leave my room.

That means that it likes you, you should try playing hard to get.
06-27-2012 11:09 AM
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