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The haiku thread.
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Beardy
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The haiku thread.
Planet of the Apes
Apes that can converse
Charlton Heston hates their paws
He thinks that they stink

Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman's woe
Was slime from a fat green ghost
We should cross the streams

Die Hard
Without any shoes
Can he overcome the odds?
Hans Gruber will die.

Feel free to continue, it's kinda fun.
07-19-2012 11:00 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
DYKG
Your favourite game
Has an interesting fact
That you didn't know
07-19-2012 12:08 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Oh, Amadeus
yeah rock me Amadeus
Oh, Amadeus

There.
07-19-2012 03:04 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there
07-19-2012 03:56 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Sitting broken heart
In a gas station bathroom
Had to poop just fart


A timeless classic revisited.
07-19-2012 04:21 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Likes to post on this forum
Though now I must go

BEARDY
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Goes up north from time to time
Searching for Kate Bush
07-19-2012 04:30 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
C F Double M
The universe's toilet
Also a huge fag
07-19-2012 05:44 PM
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RE: The hadouken thread.
Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?
07-20-2012 01:31 AM
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RE: The hadouken thread.
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards
07-20-2012 10:43 AM
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(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?
(This post was last modified: 07-20-2012 10:49 AM by BumblebeeCody.)
07-20-2012 10:49 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
(07-19-2012 03:56 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  BEARDY
Man takes pride in hair
He has much hair on his face
There is candy there

There is no candy
Hidden in my facial hair
I prefer meat snacks

(07-20-2012 10:49 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 10:43 AM)Beardy Wrote:  
(07-20-2012 01:31 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  Sitting on the loo
With no toilet roll to spare
What do I do now?

Use your underwear
To wipe your posterior
Burn them afterwards

Thanks for the response
I'm not wearing underwear
Should I use a towel?

It really depends
Upon the consistency
A flannel perhaps?
07-20-2012 10:50 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Would you guys shut up
Haikus give me a head-ache
I'm trying to sleep
07-20-2012 11:55 AM
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RE: The haiku thread.
É, ninguém sacou,
Pois isso é português
Vou-me embora.

Translation:

Yeah, no one got it,
For this is Portuguese
I shall leave.
07-20-2012 01:32 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Ok, here goes the Portuguese Haiku

Olá Olá Quê ?
Onde fica o banheir-
-o Olá Olá
07-20-2012 05:20 PM
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RE: The haiku thread.
Birdemic:

The actor is bad
Extremely wooden as well
Special effects suck
07-20-2012 11:58 PM
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