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Fearless · 07-02-2012 05:57 PM

...Realizing it was another one of his alcoholic hallucinations Alex snapped back to reality, and was now back at at his apartment.

"Wha-? How?"

"Auto-Control has now been disengaged." Nina stated in her metallic voice. "You definetly must reconsider your consumption of alcoholic beverages, Alex. They are very detrimental to your safety, and the nanomachines do not collaborate well with them. I assumed control for a few moments during your episode to get you home safely."....

Alex shudders, as he sees the empty whiskey bottles left over from earlier that day...

**SERIOUSLY THOUGH** · 07-02-2012 06:56 PM

He walks towards it, keen on leaving that part of his life behind.
He sighs as he throws the bottle out of the window, remembering the better days when he could be happy without the need to intoxicate himself. Perhaps if he stopped drinking, the effects would stop... Perhaps it would all stop...

A subtle buzzing, like that of a wasp, in his ear told him that his problems were not over. If he was to get through this in one piece, he would have to fight his self-inflicted demons.
Keeping his fly swatter on him, as a matter of irrational safety, he turned towards the window and saw the desolation outside. A desolation that he could only escape through a bottle. As was his habit, he reached down to his pocket, where he kept his "emergency bottle".
He could only find the swatter.
Both cursing at his reality and relieved that he had taken the first step to escaping it, he walked towards the exit.

He heard Nina say something, but could not quite discern the words.
"That's strange," he thought, why would she suddenly become incoherent?
Could she also be a side-effect of his addiction?

Deciding to get to the bottom of the whole affair, he placed the swatter in the rucksack and made his way outside...

Irratonalys · 07-02-2012 11:34 PM

no story -

seriously though , what the hell is it with you with wasps? are you trying to therapeut some sort of traumatic event?

-no story

Fearless · 07-03-2012 03:43 AM

(07-02-2012 11:34 PM)Irratonalys Wrote: no story -

seriously though , what the hell is it with you with wasps? are you trying to therapeut some sort of traumatic event?

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no story-

Omg I was thinking the same thing >_<

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Nicknclank · 07-03-2012 04:01 AM

... to find himself on the porch of his house, floating a round in the outskirts of space.

Alex, ready as ever to get away from his house and Nina, prepares his jump boots and springs out of his house. He then regulates his H-12 suit to accumulate to the heat, and starts to drifts into the depth of space.

As he look behind him, he can observer Nina trying to reach him. But, unfortunately for her, the metallic contraption keeping her in the house isn't long enough, and so, Alex thought that he was finally safe from his abominable suffering.

But then, a loud creaking yell came out of Nina's speakers, and a swarm of wasps emerged from her air holes. Alex, terrified, tries to grab his electric swatter in his pocket, but the wasp were faster, and they...

**BumblebeeCody** · 07-03-2012 04:34 AM

Ate the swatter. Alex (Also knows as Left Nut Rodriguez) whipped out his AK-47 and blasted the little buggers out the window. Unfortunately the laws of physics were at play and Alex went hurling towards the air hole in the ship. He grabbed onto the a seat; dangling from it like a a fat mans underwear tied to a stick during a strong windy day. He chucked a watermelon at the air hole which stopped him from being sucked out. The wasps were gone.

Nina on the other end said

damerdar · 07-03-2012 04:37 AM

(07-03-2012 04:34 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: Ate the swatter. Alex (Also knows as Left Nut Rodriguez) whipped out his AK-47 and blasted the little buggers out the window. Unfortunately the laws of physics were at play and Alex went hurling towards the air hole in the ship. He grabbed onto the a seat; dangling from it like a a fat mans underwear tied to a stick during a strong windy day. He chucked a watermelon at the air hole which stopped him from being sucked out. The wasps were gone.

- no story -

Huh

...wat...

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Nicknclank · 07-03-2012 04:45 AM

(07-03-2012 04:34 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: Ate the swatter. Alex (Also knows as Left Nut Rodriguez) whipped out his AK-47 and blasted the little buggers out the window. Unfortunately the laws of physics were at play and Alex went hurling towards the air hole in the ship. He grabbed onto the a seat; dangling from it like a a fat mans underwear tied to a stick during a strong windy day. He chucked a watermelon at the air hole which stopped him from being sucked out. The wasps were gone.

Nina on the other end said

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**SERIOUSLY THOUGH** · 07-03-2012 07:41 AM

Nina on the other end said "WTF just happened". A thought which was chorused by all those who had seen Alex's last ten seconds of action. For he was not alone.
Unbeknownst to him, shadowed figures had observed his every drunken, halucinogenic move. Speaking a dialect far from anything that had been heard when Alex was first alive, they moved away from the smoked glass and were not seen again that day.

"This is insane," thought Alex, as he shook himself out of yet another wasp & space-related hallucination. "If it isn't the alcohol making my mind go nuts... then what is?"
He turned around, finally lucid enough to discern his surroundings. He was in the middle of a huge sphere. When he walked, the sphere would spin, giving him the impression he was walking as he normally would.
Looking up, he saw a fogged window. Just as he gazed upwards, he thought he saw a slight movement of a shadow come from behind the veil of glass.
Confusion coursed through him... This could only be yet another layer of hallucination.

Somewhere, 25 miles above him, a lever was pulled setting in motion a series of mechanics. A door opened under Alex's feet and he started to fall...

Fearless · 07-03-2012 08:33 AM

No Story-

Whaaaat? I think we'd be in better shape if we started from my last post -_-

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damerdar · 07-03-2012 10:31 AM

No story -

Oh well. You have to work with what you get. I like how there is a cliffhanger at the end of every post, and half of them are dreams/hallucinations.

-no story.

Mr.Holmes · 07-05-2012 03:45 PM

As he fell thoughts ran through his mind, thoughts of death and his life short life that lie between him and the unseen ground that was sure to be found in a few moments. "Auto jets engage" Alex heard broke from his train of thought as a robotic voice came from within his own body. "Have a nice day Alex."
there it was again, why was this happening? A device hovered out of his pocket and in front of alex. It was blue and had a small unrecognizable crest engraved on the front. A familiar robotic voice emitted from the device "Would like to activate your suit Alex?" Alex was shocked and unable to answer. "I'll take that as a yes." The device then started to expand into what seemed like a suit of futuristic armor. The armor was blue, and it seemed to have a cannon in place of his right arm. "You seem to have acquired a new upgrade for your suit Mega Man. Would you like to activate it now?" Alex looked confused. "I'll take that as a yes. Activating upgraded weaponry." This situation had been so unrealistic, that he had forgotten that he was now floating above his certain death. Spikes nearly puncturing the bottom of his now robotic foot. Incoming message from Dr. Light, I'll patch him in as I ascend you to safety.....

**SERIOUSLY THOUGH** · 02-13-2013 07:09 AM

I'm reviving this thread because I think that we could make a new amusing story Cool

NEW RULES

- Sections must not go beyond 100 words
- You cannot post again until at least two other people have
- Your post must do its best to follow basic grammatical rules
- The content of your post is up to you (within reason)
- Rules may be changed/created without notice (though I'll make a post about it)

Right... who will kick us off ?

**A Zombie Riot** · 02-13-2013 07:52 AM

The story starts by MOVING THIS TO THE FORUM GAMES SECTION. Because that's what this is, is a forum game. If you don't feel like it's right, go ahead and move it back.

**SERIOUSLY THOUGH** · 02-13-2013 08:07 AM

(02-13-2013 07:52 AM)A Zombie Riot Wrote: The story starts by MOVING THIS TO THE FORUM GAMES SECTION. Because that's what this is, is a forum game. If you don't feel like it's right, go ahead and move it back.

Nope, you're entirely right.

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