Poetry time! With Mr. Holmes.

[Mr.Holmes]

(07-31-2012 08:34 AM)Melirune Wrote:  Let's go eat bacon
It's the greatest thing in life
Bacon is so good

THIS IS NO HAIKU THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAME UPON YOU SIR......
Given it is a poetry thread, but yeeeee HAIKU LOVERS already have a thread.
Never the less, twas a good one.

[zinja]

Every line of this one rhymes
Well, at least a few times.
It's like a organized crime.
I like to climb.

Up trees that grow underwater.
Just like one of them river otters.
Except those otters are way hotter.
Than me.

*begins to sob*

I'm giving up on this "masterpiece"
More like a disturbance of peace.
I admit, I like to drink grease.
On Tuesdays.

[Melirune]

There once was a man named Holmes
He made up a thread about poems
Melirune came in
A bacon Haiku he did spin
Which promptly blew brains out their domes