So these forums are a month old?

[Dr. Toreibo]

In that case, I'm hopping on this bandwagon immediately.

Hello swag people. I am Dr. Toreibo. Feel free to shorten that to anything you'd like- Doc, Tor, Tore, Ibo; I've thoroughly combed it and scrambled the letters as creatively as possible a thousand times to make sure nobody can call me anything rude with what they're given. I'm just self-conscious like that. Maybe I won't have to be if you folks show me your niceness.

I'm a bit of an aspiring fartist. Artist, that is. So I might draw you something neato if you ask, or do me favors or cute little dances. On a table. Get to know me and I'll show you some of my "art." I promise it's safe for work, most of the time.

I've only been typing to myself and already I love each and every one of you- Except that one guy. You know the one.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

Ahey there Toreibo, hope you'll enjoy your time here - most of the folk here are cool

[BumblebeeCody]

Welcome to the forum of tomorrooooooow!

[cingchris]

(only the first quote applies, unfortunately I couldn't find that just by itself.)

[Arjahn]

Wait, it's already a month old?
Time flies when you're talking about Chobocos...

[damerdar]

Welcome to the party! I'm loving the avatar, by the way.

[Mr.Holmes]

Are you a doctor?!?! GOOD! FANTASTIC! I seem to have lost Watson. That sorry old chap never keeps a pocket watch on him. Would you be willing to take a look at some bodies?

[Zaliphone]

It's only been a month? It feels like it's been WAY longer than that.
EDIT: It's been a month and I STILL don't have an avatar...I'm so lazy.

[Sirion]

Welcome, Dr. Toreibo. It seems your Pikachu is in need of some rest at a Pokémon Center.