Good morning!

[damerdar]

(06-29-2012 02:49 AM)Melirune Wrote:  Although I usually end up getting frustrated and lock them all in a room with no doors/windows and no food/toilet/bed.

I...uh...what?

[Melirune]

(06-29-2012 03:00 AM)damerdar Wrote:  I...uh...what?

What, you've never murdered a family of Sims in cold blood?

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(06-29-2012 02:56 AM)Beware of Cuccos Wrote:  Hahaha yeah i've done that plenty of times!

Sometimes I don't even have a house for them. Just a park bench, a few trees and some garbage cans. It's like being homeless!

[damerdar]

(06-29-2012 03:20 AM)Melirune Wrote:  

(06-29-2012 03:00 AM)damerdar Wrote:  I...uh...what?

What, you've never murdered a family of Sims in cold blood?

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I prefer capturing the neighbors, killing them, and then selling their tombstones for profit. That's normal, right? Right guys!?

[Beardy]

Only just clocked that you guys were talking about The Sims here. I wondered if I'd stumbled onto the murder section of the forums.

[Melirune]

(06-29-2012 03:28 AM)damerdar Wrote:  I prefer capturing the neighbors, killing them, and then selling their tombstones for profit. That's normal, right? Right guys!?

Why sell the tombstones when you can use them as decorations!

[damerdar]

(06-29-2012 03:33 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Only just clocked that you guys were talking about The Sims here. I wondered if I'd stumbled onto the murder section of the forums.

What is this "The Sims" you speak of?

[Beware of Cuccos]

(06-29-2012 03:34 AM)Melirune Wrote:  

(06-29-2012 03:28 AM)damerdar Wrote:  I prefer capturing the neighbors, killing them, and then selling their tombstones for profit. That's normal, right? Right guys!?

Why sell the tombstones when you can use them as decorations!

OR collect different colored ghosts

[Melirune]

(06-29-2012 03:44 AM)Beware of Cuccos Wrote:  OR collect different colored ghosts

This could be why my Sim has no friends!

[Beardy]

(06-29-2012 03:39 AM)damerdar Wrote:  

(06-29-2012 03:33 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Only just clocked that you guys were talking about The Sims here. I wondered if I'd stumbled onto the murder section of the forums.

What is this "The Sims" you speak of?

Ah, so it IS the murder forum! Phew, I was worried I wasn't gonna fit in.

[Melirune]

'Sims' is what we say when trying to avoid suspicion

[Beardy]

(06-29-2012 04:04 AM)Melirune Wrote:  'Sims' is what we say when trying to avoid suspicion

Makes sense as a codeword. I mean we all REALLY know in our hearts that computer games turn people into murderers, right? I mean isn't that why we're all here if we're honest?

My favourite Simming method is in the Kitchen with the candlestick.

[Mr.Holmes]

AH, I made a Sim, he was from the past... Like 1940's past, and he invented a time machine that took him to the present day, but his time machine broke. His whole life revolved around recreating the time machine that would take him back to the 1940's. But, alas, there was an accident while he was inventing. He died doing the thing he loved.

[damerdar]

(06-29-2012 04:27 AM)Beardy Wrote:  I mean we all REALLY know in our hearts that computer games turn people into murderers, right? I mean isn't that why we're all here if we're honest?

... Are you my parents?

[Beardy]

I like that this is a thread that was just meant to say hello and it kind of turned into MURDER.

Hello Chelsea. I promise that we'll all try as hard as we can to not murder you.

[retrolinkx]

How did this thread accumulate 28 posts?

Anyhow, Salutations.