End a Lighhearted sentence with...

[Arjahn]

Here's works it how:
The first person gives a really depressing or dark part of a phrase, then the next person has to incorporate it into the end of a lighthearted sentence, then give another.
For example:
Person A chooses "then she told me she had cancer"
Person B says "I having a ton of fun hula hooping with my aunt, then she told me she had cancer."
Then Person B chooses a new phrase.

Buzzkill, the game.
I start with " and then his neck snapped"

[Psychospacecow]

I had a wonderful day at the zoo with Shnarf, and then his neck snapped.

"All hope was lost in those sorrow days"

[Mass Distraction]

I remember the excitement of going to see my sister at the Ivy University. All hope was lost those sorrow days...

See what I did there?


Here's the next one: "and now all your friends are gone"

[actionisforlosers]

That movie was great and you ate tons of popcorn and now your friends are gone.

Here's mine "the plague killed every body".

[Berry]

I have finally gotten ALL CURRENT Pokemons , celebrated from joy and wonder and was gonna tell everybody but the plague killed every body

Now here is your truly

" then the terminator came and shot my dog"

[TheRealJDawgz]

'twas a sunny day at the park, and I was enjoying the company of my two puppies, Reese and Butter. They were so exceptionally sweet and I loved them ever so . Then my dick friend came over and pretended to be "my dog", so I made a phone call then the terminator came and shot my dog.

Oh, is it my turn? Hmmm...

"...then I looked at the young child, I witnessed tears of sheer agony roll down his face when he witnessed the body."

[Psychospacecow]

I drove up my old clunker proud of my junk yard on wheel as I drove to the mall past a group of kids, but then I looked at the young child, I witnessed tears of sheer agony roll down his face when he witnessed the body.

How about this original statement
"but then the fire nation attacked"

[Lightmatt]

Was having a good time watching french anime, but then the fire nation attacked.

"its insides stretched and tore as the doctor was gaining speed."

[Arjahn]

I held my wife's hand as she delivered the baby, and while we were rejoicing for the miracle of childbirth, the doctor in charge of delivering it slipped on the placenta fluids down the highway and dropped the baby, its insides stretched and tore as the doctor was gaining speed.

"as the water level was rising, he made his decision and shot grandmother right between her eyeballs."

[Mass Distraction]

I was at the water park having the time of my life with my friend and his family. It was a sweet summer day and we had no worries in the world. Suddenly, we hear commotion and when we go to look what's going on we see his grandmother stuck by her foot in a pool that was just being filled. They couldn't stop the water flow. The park's guard came up and as the water level was rising, he made his decision and shot grandmother right between her eyeballs.


"and there can be no doubt: He'll stretch their skin until it snaps, and all the blood drains out."


Btw. I laughed louder than I should have at psychospacecow and Arjahn's entries.

[Psychospacecow]

Kool-Aid man was walking around, doing his vandalism thing, when he burst through a wall and hurt a kid. He tried to get rid of the evidence and there can be no doubt: He'll stretch their skin until it snaps, and all the blood drains out.

(these are getting kind of gross)

"and so in the end, a child cried, a man fried, and a cat died"

[Berry]

The sudden punch to Mike Tyson was the blow needed to knock him out that the crowd wete shocked and so in the end, a child cried,a man fried and a cat died.

"Godzilla tripped,fell face down amd killed my hordes of ompa lompas in the process."

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

I couldn't believe it when Gandalf told me that I was now strong enough magically to summon creatures that don't even exist, more powerful than any other sorcerer before me! I first tried summoning Oompa Loompas, and they ransacked a bunch of villages and gave me half the chocolate (YUM!). Then I tried summoning Godzilla, but it turns out he's a super clumsy baffoon, and Godzilla tripped,fell face down and killed my hordes of Oompa loompas in the process.

Joe now had to rip off his own leg and beat her to death or...

[Psychospacecow]

Joe now had to rip off his own leg and beat her to death or he would lose in Mortal Kombat.

and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about your lineage or your brother's death.