Free Toast!!! I mean, Free POST!!!

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Howdy.

My name is CosmykTheDolfyn. DYKG stole my attention. If you don't keep it, you shall all die.

Now, since that is settled, I shall give you MY rules and commands. You can find them under a rock three parsecs from here. So I won't bother posting them.

Also, I love racing games. And rollerblading. And racing games. F-Zero is my favorite game series of all time. I also play a fair amount of JRPGs.

Thank you for your time and patience.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

That made me chuckle, we'll be sure to retain your attention for as long as we can

Welcome to the forums

Also, my condolences for the loss of your 'i' button.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Don't worry about that blasted button. My I died valiantly fighting wooly bullrogs in Threed. That weird kid with the ball cap sure did a good job with that zombie paper, but it was left to I, CosmykTheDolfyn, and my trusty i, to defend the town once again. After his death, I use a chopstick in my keyboard, but I avoid doing so in his memory.

[Xannidel]

Welcome to the forums, SERIOUSLY will direct you to where you dump your belongings and receive your free robes and cup. The ritual begins tonight, there will be punch...Lots and lots of punch.

[Ouberry_13]

Xan, want me to get the hounds? Or are we gonna use the acid for this one?

[Mass Distraction]

Free Hat!




Also toast. Can't forget about that.

[Psychospacecow]

What Xan means by punch is your gang initiation. Do you want brass or spiked knuckles?

We welcome you in style regardless.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(02-03-2013 11:47 AM)Xannidel Wrote:  Welcome to the forums, SERIOUSLY will direct you to where you dump your belongings and receive your free robes and cup. The ritual begins tonight, there will be punch...Lots and lots of punch.

I have prepared the punch, it looks faaaaaabulous !



(alsoitmaymakeyoufallasleep)

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

ZzzzZZZzzzZZZZzz.... Hrrrgnnngh....
What happened? I remember some punch, and...
HEY, MY CREDIT CARDS! MY HAIR! MY CLOTHES!!! MY KIDNEY IS EVEN GONE!!!!!!

[BumblebeeCody]

This kidney tastes so good gurl!

[Mass Distraction]

Good thing he didn't notice a couple of missing toes. They make a good necklace.

Uh... I think some of these belong to you. Here, you can have it.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

I have legitimately worked with cadavers before, and I wished their toes looked that good. I would just pull the toenails out with tweezers when we started skinning them.

Hope that made it more awkward.

[Psychospacecow]

Good, good, you're learning.