The Random Story

[Tophat Wolf]

...well...at least he TRIES to kill himself with a fork, but the magical fish dragon of "dude don't do it" decided to stop him by giving him the power of not giving a single flying fuck...

[Berry]

but the entire universe frooze and the chicken walk and said "Goddamn it Arjahn,stop trying to break the fourth wall.We get the joke already. you can continue the story." and the world continue but the chicken still retain his power because he was actually the god of chicken....

[zinja]

and a frequent umbrella user because his fear of feathers that aren't his still haunts him to this day. So while he goes to take out his umbrella he sees.....

[Arjahn]

Another dragon made out of bacon...

[Tophat Wolf]

...who is playing football with his son until the scientist of EVIL hits him with the ray of hatred which makes the bacon dragon punch lil bacon dragon in da face.While the chicken watches this, the OTHER bacon dragon and prosperity dragon are trying to haunt the chicken down, but fail because they are total idiots in terms of villainy and because they don't have a tracking device (which even villains in dragon ball z had).AND while that is happening I try to tie up the story which you guys seem think is nothing but a joke...well this thread ain't a joke to me.