The Random Story

[Tophat Wolf]

Basically I make my own random story and a person continues the story and then another person continues and so on. So let's start:

A chicken was walking down the road when suddenly he saw a dragon made of bacon...

[Arjahn]

And then he awoke in a cold sweat after falling asleep while watching kitten porn all night. After he woke up, he was walking down the road when suddenly he saw a dragon made of bacon...

[Berry]

The bacon dragon later spewed super hot acid that later destroyed the town. Fortunely our valiant hero flew in the sky cause he was the mutant only to be captured in the army and enlisted as a soilder and sent to destroy the bacon people.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

But Avast ! What figure didst present itself infront of his personage ?
It was a flying dragon, but bacon was not it's constitution. Rather, it was made of lies, the same lies that had been fed to him when he was dancing the tango with...

[BumblebeeCody]

...a monkey. Then...

[Tophat Wolf]

...the lie dragon created a magical portal made of potatoes and the chicken said...

[Nicknclank]

"Move out of the way, I'm druuuuuuuuunk!". And then, our vaillant hero, with an intelligence that could outmatch the Frosted Nipples of Ninjas,...

[Tophat Wolf]

...decided to run around in circles and confuse the lie dragon (for some reason)...

[Berry]

Only to have our valiant chicken summon the corrupted Dragon of prosperity and it seem it was duel only.....

[Nicknclank]

... friendship, because it turned out the lie dragon and the dragon of prosperity used to be weed buddies. And so, because they remembered the good times they had together, they tried to smoke the chicken by...

[actionisforlosers]

Sending him to space to freeze him to death with only a...

[TheUltraDeino]

bucket of BBQ sauce, the chicken does find something interesting on the moon, it's...

[Tophat Wolf]

...a golden break dancing taco of ultimate power which gives the chicken dancing abilities beyond his control...

[Arjahn]

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(09-14-2012 07:24 PM)Tophat Wolf Wrote:  ...a golden break dancing taco of ultimate power which gives the chicken dancing abilities beyond his control...

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The talented diarrhea chicken finds a small boy's sunday trousers, grabs SERIOUSLY THOUGH and forces him to murder a picke using his shoelace. Then he strangles himself due to confliction with...

[AverageGuy]

... His mother. She was constantly calling him, day after day! It was always "What are you doing? When are you doing it? Can I come along? Why don't you move back with me at home?" My gosh, she was soooooo annoying. ... She even forgot to pack his lunch. That's it. He done with this. It's just too damn much. HE CAN NOT LIVE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS. He kills himself with...