Favorite quotes?

[Arjahn]

Titles explains it, post your favorite quotes here.

[SuperMarioKarter]

"Hey! Where the white women at?"

[agentkuo]

"I am, I exist" -Descartes

"What's the point in doing or thinking anything if people aren't gonna know you're doing or thinking it?" -Vinny, FND Films, "The Last Tweet"

[LoneWanderer]

I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams. -H.P Lovecraft

[Xannidel]

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

GREAT CALAMITY KITTENS

[Chunks]

"Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." -Anonymous
"I went so hard, the DJ if was paper plates." -Anonymous
"I am become death" -Anonymous
Ok. But seriously:
"There's no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth" -Anton LaVey

EDIT: Spelling

[Larwick]

"Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you."
- Christopher Hitchens

[LoneWanderer]

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone." - Master Betty

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss"

[Arjahn]

(08-28-2012 04:55 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss"

Truly Poetic, if I do say so myself.

[LoneWanderer]

(08-28-2012 04:55 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss"

That one always hits me in my heart region.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(08-29-2012 02:37 AM)Arjahn Wrote:  Truly Poetic, if I do say so myself.

A modern-day Shakespeare

[Mass Distraction]

I actually have a quote notebook so I can keep track of all kinds of fun and/or cool things people say.

I'll throw in a few fun ones from a game called Fancy Pants Adventure.

"Why be realistic when you can be FANCY?"

"Wall jumping: all the cool characters are doing it!"

"Run fast! Run Fancy!"

[Ga2sert]

"Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
Oh, GLaDOS, I see what you did there.