What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

[Beardy]

Well?

(edit - mine includes a very loud fart)

[Melirune]

Most embarrassing thing that I can think of actually happened about.... half an hour ago.

I was at work and just chatting with a couple co-workers, when out of the blue I started acting like Hulk Hogan. I brought out the 24-inch pythons, listened to the crowd... the whole nine yards brother.

But what I didn't know is that I had a larger audience than I previously thought.... >,>

[Xannidel]

Hmm as a kid I have a few, one is being on stage in front of a lot of people singing Mother Goose rhymes and I would not do it until I was the last person (oh and we sang in pairs) so me and my partner went up there and all I did was cross my arms and cry.

Another story is when I was like 6 or 7 I almost cut my tongue in half with my teeth, was being chased and was climbing a metal slide and one of my feet slipped at the top step and I landed on my chin with half my tongue sticking out and yeah...I had sharp teeth as a kid.

Another one is when I was yawning loudly in class and I guess I farted loudly enough for others to hear. /shrug

To be honest I can't think of many others.

[Nicknclank]

When I was in kindergarten, I had to go into a school bus, and then, when we get to school, leave the bus and follow our teacher to out school. I past the"Follow your teacher" part and followed every other kids.

I noticed that when I followed them, the playground seemed bigger and with more kids. Then, when the bell rang, I followed everybody into the school (Wow, what a beautiful new school :D). But then I realized something was wrong: I couldn't find my classroom. The interior seemed like a labyrinth!

Then, a teacher came and asked me in which class I was. I told her that I didn't know, and she made a call in front of me. THEN, a teacher I knew came rushing in the school and took me out of there...

I then realized I went into the WRONG SCHOOL! Instead of following my teacher (like I SHOULD have done :S), I followed the students from ELEMENTARY school!

I got over it now. At least now, I am pretty sure that was a retarded kid back then.

[cingchris]

I said...something...when I was like 6 or whatever (really young) that then labeled me for the rest of my life since then as the butt of every gay joke to be made.

[Nuudoru]

Once I was talking with two friends about Final Fantasy VII and came up to explaining the part where Cloud turns into a vegetable and ends up in a wheel-chair. Without giving it a second thought I say pretty loudly "And he ends up handicapped! Who the fuck cares about a handicapped hero?! Who wants that?! Being handicapped isn't cool.". Then when I turned around I saw a dude with downs syndrome next to a guy in a wheelchair.

God damn it.

[The Antagonist]

When I was 5 or 6 years old, the door from my parents room was closed and I was hearing my mom scream. I thought that she was in trouble (obviously not) and I started crying and banging the door screaming if she was alright. The embarrassing part is that they told the story (and still do) to their friends. But now I find it funny... or I don't care anymore, hahaha.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

I was a competitive swimmer back in the 90s in my region - During this competition, I was in the freestyle final (freestyle being using whatever stroke you want, not hip-hoping krumping across the pool) and did the world's most kick-ass powerdive when the race started.

Unfortunately the force of entry kinda pulled off my swimming trunks. But I thought "fuck this" and like a boss did my whole race in my birthday suit. I came second

[BumblebeeCody]

I was blind folded with some friends. I decided to walk around as a zombie with my hands out (like a zombie from the Thriller music video) then I turned around and groped a friends breasts.
"Ooooh...oh wait"
*Lifts up blind fold*
⊙﹏⊙

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(08-08-2012 09:07 PM)BumblebeeCody Wrote:  I was blind folded with some friends. I decided to walk around as a zombie with my hands out (like a zombie from the Thriller music video) then I turned around and groped a friends breasts.
"Ooooh...oh wait"
*Lifts up blind fold*
⊙﹏⊙

You did that on purpose

[Beardy]

When I was a kid (I guess about 10 or so), my mum worked for a very small, family run business. They happened to snag a massive client, this guy from Cyprus who was a fucking millionaire. This dude insisted that the next family holiday we had was to Cyprus. He got us to stay in a block of flats he owned. Every night we'd go to his mansion - my parents, me and my two brothers awkwardly sitting around, making chit-chat with him and about twenty of his family.

Anyway, since my family and his had nothing in common, conversation was kind of...slow the whole time. We were in his garden, sat around a big, round table. I was directly opposite him. My mum, desperately trying to come up with a topic of conversation, settled on mentioning my party trick at the time. "Oh, he can put his leg round his head, y'Know". After some goading, I had to show everyone.

Now this had the unfortunate effect of pointing my bumhole right at Mr millionaire. At this point, I let out the loudest fart the world has ever known. It was basically a Sonic Boom. Somehow my mum didn't even hear it! After about 10 seconds shocked silence, she pipes in with "see, isn't that good?".

[Zaliphone]

I've had quite a few moments when I was little at some of my birthday parties where I would hide because I hated being around people. I would even open my presents in a corner or something and when the cake came out I just booked it out of there.

[Ouberry_13]

I can only think of two things.

The first was about two years ago. Before I tell the story, I need to have the audience know the girl in this story was born without arms. I don't remember the actual word for this specific birth defect, but yea, no arms. I'd known her for a few months at that point, and we decided to go see a movie, and get some lunch before. She ordered some sort of soup, and was obviously using her feet and toes to hold the spoon and all. Well, my brain decided to fuck with me and make me say "Hey, you're really good with that. How long have you been doing it?" Immediately after I said it, I mentally kicked myself. Lucky for me, she brushed it off, laughing, thinking I was joking. To this day, I still don't know why my brain did that.

Second was about 5 months ago, when I was playing cards with a group of friends in our dorm's common room/lounge area. Like me, on of the other guys in the group was gay. Unlike me, he wasn't completely out to everyone. So, we were continued playing the game, and he had a winning hand, so he announced for everyone to "Suck it!" Without missing a beat, I said, "Sorry sweetie, you're not my type." And yea, the look on everyone's face when I said it was enough to make me drop out the game for the night.

[Symphony]

Two years ago I was finishing a school project over my friend's house with our group. They got to talking and somehow a discussion about fathers comes up. My friend then tells us that she didn't really care about not having a father and even if she did, her mother wouldn't tell her who he was. The thing is, while I was concentrated typing the project, I overheard the talk and right after she said that I added: '...or maybe she doesn't know who he is'.
I just froze after that. She started screaming and crying all over the apartment; got out and started crying on the corridors. I had my terrible pokerface on and while she was out I simply left.
Long story short, she doesn't even wanna remember of me now. =/

[EternalSunnyD]

Got drunk come on here one time gave out my number now a man named phil calls me and texts me but now me and him are friends