Which languages do you speak/want to learn?

[AntCGallagher]

I know English and that's about it (unless you count Scots, which you shouldn't.)

I can understand French but I'm f*cked if someone tried to converse with me in it, doesn't help that no-one in France seemed to want to even attempt to speak to me in French, I must reek of foreigner. I know VERY basic Japanese (about 20 Kanji, Hiragana and Katakana.) And some rather obscure phrases in multiple languages.

I would probably want to finish learning French, then Japanese, then Chinese (Mandarin), then Swedish, then Spanish, then Kore- You see where I'm going here. I would like to learn a lot of languages and I'd hope one day to take a year or two off to go to Japan and teach English as a Foreign Language to master Japanese and teach students to speak with the most incomprehensible accent in the English-speaking world.

Then again, I also told myself I would learn to draw, and play violin, and make sushi, and make video games, and compose for video games, and make YouTube videos but I think I'll probably die before I've done all the things I've planned to do with my life.

TL;DR I speak English.