What religious beliefs do you have?

[Nyu]

Religion is an extremely touchy subject. I am posting this for "The Lulz," as you mortals would call it. Just remember this. Christianity, I believe, was created from a book. We don't want 300 religions about "The Joy of Cooking," do we?

Fun fact: Pope Innocent III said that it was okay to murder someone after a game of chess.

But seriously you guys. Keep on discussing your religions. It's not like it's feeding my eventual rise to full power, to create myself into a demon-like being causing worldwide chaos.