Near death situations

[Arjahn]

When I had just started the Behind the Wheel portion of my Driver's Ed, I was driving in some hilly back roads on a really hot summer day, like almost 100 hot. We were going around a hill that was a lot sharper than I had anticipated, and I had been going in way too fast, and we skidded out right atop a hill that, had we fallen, would've been at least a 50 foot drop. Thankfully, my mad Burnout skills payed off and I stopped it in the middle of the road and proceeded to piss my pants a mighty piss that would impress Posiden.

Moral of the story: F*ck Posiden