The "Tell me about you" thread thing.

[Arjahn]

How old are you?
16

What gender do you identify with?
All four

What's your name?
Arjahn, officially it's Arjahn, conquerer of worlds and snake charmer of women

Color?
Whatever the color of your eyes are, baby 8)

What is your sexual orientation?
Omnisexual, if it has more than 3 working cells, chances are I've f*cked it.

Are you affiliated with a religion? (if not, express your beliefs about religion)
I'm an Atheist when it comes to Christmas and Easter, the rest of the time it really doesn't matter

What else would you like to say about yourself?
¡VIVA LA CONSOLE REVOLUTION!

8. What is your favorite word?
Fluropurpurin

9. What is your least favorite word?
Censorship

10. What turns you on?
A female who can kick my ass in Mario Kart 64

11. What turns you off?
Idiocy

12. What sound or noise do you love?
The last blubbering cries of pain that manage to escape my victims bodies

13. What sound or noise do you hate?
Sirens

14. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

15. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astronomer

16. What profession would you not like to do?
ANY BLOODY DESK JOB

17. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Why do your followers think you are you such a relentless narrow minded dick?