Gather round childrens.

[TheDevl]

(07-29-2012 03:37 AM)Mr.Holmes Wrote:  

(07-29-2012 02:10 AM)TheDevl Wrote:  

(07-27-2012 09:54 AM)Mr.Holmes Wrote:  It's time for a story. Once upon a time, there was a a large dinosaur. This dinosaur was not a dinosaur, he was actually a squirrel. The squirrel thought that he was insignificant in life, so he killed himself. Upon killing himself he revived, it was revealed that he was not actually a squirrel, but a dragon. The dragon flew as far as the human eye could possibly see into the sky. But alas, it flew straight into a plane. As the dragon began its descent, it morphed into a fish and fell into the deepest depth of the ocean, Where it lived happily ever after. Until a shark ate it. Then the shark was consumed by hatred and walked ashore and transformed into Jackie Estacato.

Shall I continue?

After that, Jackie went on to live from 14 to 21, and 21 was the first time he died. He did some mafia business, got betrayed, became head of the mafia, went to No Man's Land, came back, did some more mafia, lost his powers, and jumped off a roof and turned into a dragon. The dragon flew as far as the human eye could possibly see into the sky. But alas, it flew straight into a plane. As the dragon began its descent, it morphed into a fish and fell into the deepest depth of the ocean, Where it lived happily ever after. Until a shark ate it. Then the shark was consumed by hatred and walked ashore and transformed into Jackie Estacato.

But then, Jackie said, I hate dis life. Then he cilled hmself.then harry dyd of testyclaler cancre, then Jacke said hate dis guy. den killd im. Sch sad stry. lyk dis if u crie evry teim.

New Poptart Tragedy?