[insert form of greeting here]

[FYRE150]

I've chosen to answer your questions.
1 - I have no idea — unless you have a time machine so I can go back four years and ask myself.
2 - I'm Hispanic and I'm from Massachusetts. I now live in Orlando, Florida. That is all I will say.
3 - Write a joke. I don't typically write jokes — I'm a comedic playwright — but I might have one up my sleeve. (I look up my sleeve but I find nothing. I look around nervously; I cough profusely.) Uhh, The Twilight Saga.