Here's the edited roster part first of all
"When the menu came up i press the Start Game but nothing showed up. Instead of the usual intro, the Brawl Menu appeared. I went to the Brawl Roster menu, relieved. But to my surprise, there was only one character – Ness. I found this very odd, a feeling that was further heightened when the Jungle Japes stage was selected for me. The screen went black for a few minutes. As I was about to give up, something finally showed up – though not what I had expected. It was Ness giving that chilling smile, and it was in the jungle japes area, though something was odd about this and I realized what was up. When I looked at the river, I noticed it was red, Ness’s face was also covered in the same colour. Ness had killed the entire Brawl Roster! I was so scared that I didn't do anything, I just watched Ness looking at me giving that evil smile,"
And here's part 2. All done and dusted
January 3rd, 2013
Upon arrival at the police station, I found Burtan’s interview, it said the following.
The Interview Wrote :
Police: Why did you kill those three people!!!?
Burtan: For the last time, I didn't do it.
Police: You do know what they do to people in jail, huh?
Burtan: Yes, I heard that SWAG means Secretly We Are Gay and that it originated from prison, I get it.
Police: Then you better tell us the truth.
Burtan: For the last time, I DIDN'T DO IT!
Police: Then we will see you go down for a long time.
Then the police gave me a Newspaper
The Newspaper Wrote:
November 03rd,2012
A policeman was found dead near the same river in which the last three victims were found........... Read more at “Murder” on page 3
Then there was this one.
The Interview Wrote:
Burtan: Why is This Happening?
Sanchez: I’ll tell you what this means. There was this curse laid by a blind-paraplegic lesbian priest. The priest later gave it to the guy that swears a lot and told stories about how you trigger the curse by doing what you did but you suppose to do it on purpose. He later mentioned how the music was playing backwards and at half speed.
Burtan: Are you Serious?
Sanchez: Of FUCKING course not.
Burtan: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING AROUND; THIS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!!!!!!!
Sanchez: Look, it is based on how many times Ness committed suicide.
Burtan: NO.NO.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanchez: I'm Sorry.
Sanchez leaves the room
Now, I realise why he did it.
The Interview Wrote:
Burtan: I admit; I did it.
Police: Why did you do it?
Burtan: ‘Cause NESS COMMITED SUICIDE.
Burtan pulls out a gun and shoots the officer. Then Burtan looks at the camera and says “NESS COMMITED SUICIDE” and escapes.
And as if I didn't already know. The policeman gave me a Newspaper.
The Newspaper Wrote:
At November 23rd, 2012. It has been reported that the murderer Burtan has commited suicide by jumping into the river. The Police states that he may be a psychopath..........Read more at “MURDER SOLVED?” on page 3
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Janaury 5th, 2012
It all makes sense now. Why he gave me these games. So this afternoon, I threw the box – after setting it on fire – into the river where the deaths took place. As I did, a kid came to me and asked me why I was doing that.
Me: Because I finally understood why...
Kid: But why into the river.
Now as though I was controlled by a greater force, I said “Beware of Jungle Japes, kid...”
Kid: WHY?
Me: because......
But I was interrupted by the kid.
Kid: BECAUSE NESS COMMITED SUICIDE.
