Aw man.

[Arjahn]

A couple of months ago my elderly neighbor was having a garage sale, so I decided to browse and I found a Sega Genesis with a turbo controller and a bunch of games for $5, so I got it and tried hooking it up a few hours later, only to discover that she had lost the power cord and accidentally put the power cord for a hair dryer (which apparently was a separate apparatus), so the console was unusable.

Then I figured Screw it, went to a used game shop and bought a genesis for $20 just so I could play Shaq Fu. Totally worth it.

Oh, and as it turns out the Turbo controller was broken, just like my hopes and dreams.