Video game confessions

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(12-01-2012 10:40 AM)Beware of Cuccos Wrote:  

(12-01-2012 07:50 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Speaking of which - I've decided to play a little something for the first time today

And that's my favorite game ever in the whole world. Was it really your first time to play?? What did you think?!

Nope. I never had an N64 so haven't actually played OoT or MM. Thought it was high time I caught up !

So far, some douche is stopping me from leaving my village because I didn't have a sword, even if the "vénérable arbre mojo" has called upon me. Somehow this guy side-shuffles quicker than I can run so I had to faff around looking for a sword and shield.

After being chased by a boulder that seemingly doesn't obey physics and keeps rolling across a flat surface ad vitam aeternam, I finally found the sword and bought a shield because apparently being called upon by a goddam magic tree to save the world shouldn't get in the way of capitalism.

And... that's about as far as I've reached