Ness from Earthbound.
Now here are the Pros and Cons
Pros:
*I'm a Psychic Boy that is gonna save the World.
*I got Buddies so fighting will be much more easier.
*I get to destroy the Ku Klux Klan...oh Wait,i mean Happy Happiesm
*People gotta take shit from me.
Cons:
*I must deal with the perverted Flying Guy(come on people,does fuzzy pickles sounds a bit suspicious to you).
*I must be Naked because I'm Playing the Japanese version,For which im not gonna be proud showing my ding-dong to people,even if it's a dream.
*Gonna have to be a part of an Abortion procedure.
* Apparently,i have to deal with Family Issues.
*WHY THE HELL ARE THEY PUTTING SUCH A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY ON A KID!?!?!?