(08-30-2012 02:31 PM)Xannidel Wrote: I bet he read Harry Potter in this order: 3,7,6,4,1,5,2.
Major Hari Puttar spoilers
[spoiler]So he gets up to shenanigans with werewolves, before killing Voldemort who went into Dumbledore's grave to get some powerful-ass wand. Some time later, Dumbledore (who is somehow no longer dead) and Harry go to a cave to look for a horcrux. Little did they know that Voldemort was about to come back with his full power during the triwizards tournament. HOLYSHIT I'M A WIZARD !? Yes, now watch as your Godfather (needlessly) dies because soon the chamber of secrets will open and some snake will go dicking around Hogwards.[/spoiler]