I was just watching The Fifth Element and figured that I'd ask: what is the worst movie you've ever seen?

For me it's gotta be either Frankenstien's dog, or that one crappy Dane Cook movie I saw a while ago.

Probably Pipi Longstockings. My sister had a couple of her friends over, and asked me if I wanted to watch it with them. Since I had nothing else to do, I said sure. They chose Pipi Longstockings, they turned the DVD player on, and the drug fest began. We were literally crying with laughter at our own witty comments, the non existent logic placed in the film, and how much the parents didn't care for the fact that their children are playing with a homeless child, a talking horse, in a empty building filled with god knows what.

Batman Forever, had such high expectations of that film.... BOY I WAS WRONG!

Napoleon Dynamite

(09-21-2012 03:21 AM)A Zombie Riot Wrote:  Napoleon Dynamite

YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION TO ME.

AHHH IM GONNA KILL YOU

Still, I thought that film was good.

I don't know, I don't really hate films, I didn't really like Blitz that much.

Battlefield Earth or Eragon.
I was DRAGGED by my parents to watch Battlefield Earth when I was a kid and I was so lost throughout the whole film...Heard the book was okay.

Eragon was just...oh Jesus was that movie bad. It somewhat followed the book but they must have just flushed all their money before shooting the sets because they had no dwarfs or anything like that. The acting was crap along with the action scenes.

(09-21-2012 03:58 AM)retrolinkx Wrote:  

(09-21-2012 03:21 AM)A Zombie Riot Wrote:  Napoleon Dynamite

YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION TO ME.

AHHH IM GONNA KILL YOU

Still, I thought that film was good.

I don't know, I don't really hate films, I didn't really like Blitz that much.

Probably doesn't help that I don't like Jon Heder. Like.. at all. I think he's very annoying.

Troll 2, anything Twilight, any of those stupid "It's a music concert by a popular artist...IN 3D MOTHERFUCKERS!!"
Also, I wasn't a fan of Batman Begins.

I also like Napoleon Dynamite, I think it's a fine film. But to each his own.

Oh god was Eragon bad, I didn't even read the fucking book and I hated it, not to mention when I DID it only make me despise the movie even MORE.

Also The Room, hell, it was SOOOOO BAAAAAAD that it was GOOD. The movie was so shitty that it made me laugh throughout the entire thing because of it's horribleness.

That and Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Don't know what that is? Search it in youtube, then add Jon Tron at the end. I actually decided to WATCH the damn thing with my brothers and it was just.... uggghh

I liked The Room though. Yes, it's a bad movie, but I can't call it the worst one ever.

What made if extremely hilarious is the first time I watched it.... was on Cartoon Network. Of all places.


So, some scenes were censored... but not censored all the way. The noises was there, but all you saw was big black blocks on the screen.

THE AIRED THE ROOM ON CARTOON NETWORK! OH GOD MY SIDES!!

Anyways, The Room is awesome! Birdemic is another bad movie that you just can't help but love it.

It was a while ago, but yes, they did. And it was funny.

Bridemic Shock and Terror watched the whole way through with my frineds and could barely hold down my vomit

I can't remember the name, but it was a terrible vampire movie. The plot, acting, characters, and action sequences were just all wrong. I watched it a few months back, and I was laughing my ass off. And no matter how stupid things got, I kept the tv on, because I just had to know what the next ridiculous thing was.

The Happening.

Or The Conqueror. Awful (i.e hilarious, seriously watch it) John Wayne acting and an incredible death toll thanks to cancer.