Aw snap, our first critical attack, Mary Cow's Beardcomet Punch

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STORY[spoiler]Ignoring the blood now flowing from his wounds, Alex Starfade threw himself upon another Burrower, unleashing his martial arts and wrestling for its rifle. Shots rang at as the pair rolled on the ground. Finally, Alex leapt backwards, the rifle triumphantly in his grasp. Though that was not all he had managed to wrest from the enemy’s grip – a bottle of medicine had also come loose and Alex Starfade wasted no time smearing the liquid on his wounds. A painful hiss later and the blood was stemmed.
“It’s go-time,” he spat, aiming the rifle and taking a shot at the now rifle-free Burrower. His shot rang loud, flying across the short space between them and burying itself deep within the foe’s shoulder. A hiss, angry this time, emanated from the Burrower as it recoiled.
One of the Burrowers that had been previously injured staggered. Zaliphone, not waiting for another sign, rocketed a kick towards it. A sickening crack was heard as his shin connected with the enemy’s neck. The sand was sprayed red as the near-severed head emptied out onto the sand.
Mary Cow now came in, the usual fists flaring up for an attack. The Burrower she was aiming for started digging into the ground to escape, but Moo’s fist, now wrapped in her lush beard, burst into light as it shattered through the enemy’s torso. Both of them fell onto the floor. Mary Cow’s fist stuck in the now lifeless corpse of the Apotheos Burrower.
With a shriek, half-enraged, half-terrified, the last burrower took a shot at Arjahn Mjakhim, who had been standing still. The projectile entered his abdomen, causing the tall man to grunt “sweet mother of tacos!”.
It seemed like the battle was almost over, though there was still no sign of Haseo Katana…
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TL;DR
[spoiler]Two Burrowers are killed, but one remains. Arjahn Mjakhim is shot in the abdomen. Haseo Katana is still nowhere to be seen.[/spoiler]
SCIENCE
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BATTLE – Current state of party
Arjahn Mjakhim
Health – 24/24
Status - OK
Current Armour - Mask, +4EN.
Current Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Zaliphone
Health – 16/21
Status - OK
Current Armour - None
Curren Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Alex Starfade
Health – 13/26
Status - Unconscious. Unable to attack.
Current Armour - None
Current Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Mary "Moo" Cow
Health – 21/28
Status - OK
Current Armour - Beard, +2EN
Current Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Haseo Katana
Health – 38/38
Status – Not on battle ground
Current Armour – Orsic Battle Garb, +5EN
Current Weapons – Haseo’s Katana, +6ST; Haseo’s Various Projectiles, +4AC
BATTLE – Current state of enemies
AB1
Health – 20
Status - OK
Current Armour – Negated
Current Weapons - Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST), Apotheosi Hunting Rifles (+4AC).
AB2
Health – 6
Status - OK
Current Armour – Negated
Current Weapons - Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST), Apotheosi Hunting Rifles (+4AC).
AB3
Health – 20
Status - OK
Current Armour – Negated
Current Weapons - Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST), Apotheosi Hunting Rifles (+4AC).
BATTLE – Apotheosi Burrowers - Controlled by: SERIOUSLY THOUGH
AB1
- Strength – 7
- Accuracy – 8
- Endurance – 6
- Agility – 9
- Luck – 4
- Intelligence – 2
- Stealth – 20
AB2
- Strength – 7
- Accuracy – 8
- Endurance – 6
- Agility – 9
- Luck – 4
- Intelligence – 2
- Stealth – 20
AB3
- Strength – 7
- Accuracy – 8
- Endurance – 6
- Agility – 9
- Luck – 4
- Intelligence – 2
- Stealth – 20
Weapons (AB1, AB2, AB3)
Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST), Apotheosi Hunting Rifles (+4AC).
[spoiler]RNG values – Arjahn_Mjakhim=1, Zaliphone=2, Alex_Starfade=3, Mary_Cow=4. If a player does not give any directives, one attack will automatically be directed towards them.[/spoiler]
Alex Starfade – [userdecision=disarm] on “AB1” – RNG_needed((Player_Enemy_AG_Difference)/2*Rel10)=9. RNG=10. Success.
AB1 loses weapon “Apotheosi Hunting Rifle” & Medicine.
Alex Starfade gains weapon “Apotheosi Hunting Rifle” & Medicine.
Alex Starfade uses Medicine. HP+15. HP=26.
Alex Starfade uses AC attack on “AC1” – RNG=7. Weak attack
(AC+1/2RNG+Weapon)-EnemyEn = (9+3+4)-6 = 10
AB1 – Attack does 10 damage – HP=10
Zaliphone Uses ST attack on “AC2” – RNG=11. Moderate attack.
(ST+1/2RNG+Weapon)-EnemyEn = (6+5+2)-6 = 7
AB2 – Attack does 7 damage – HP=0
AB2 is deceased.
Mary Cow Uses ST attack on “AC1” – RNG=19. Critical attack.
(ST+1/2RNG+Weapon+CA)-EnemyEn = ((10+9+2)*2)-6 = 36
AB1 – Attack does 36 damage – HP=0
AB1 is deceased.
AB3 – Uses AC attack on “Arjahn Mjakhim” – RNG=11. Moderate attack.
(AC+1/2RNG+Weapon)-EnemyEn = (8+5+4)-8 = 9
Arjahn Mjakhim – Attack does 9 damage – HP=15
After-round state of party
Arjahn Mjakhim
Health – 15/24
Status - OK
Current Armour - Mask, +4EN.
Current Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Zaliphone
Health – 16/21
Status - OK
Current Armour - None
Curren Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Alex Starfade
Health – 26/26
Status - OK
Current Armour - None
Current Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground; Apotheosi Hunting Rifle, +4AC
Mary "Moo" Cow
Health – 21/28
Status - OK
Current Armour - Beard, +2EN
Current Weapons - Fists, +2ST; Stones on ground
Haseo Katana
Health – 38/38
Status – Not on battle ground
Current Armour – Orsic Battle Garb, +5EN
Current Weapons – Haseo’s Katana, +6ST; Haseo’s Various Projectiles, +4AC
BATTLE – Current state of enemies
AB1
Health – 0
Status - Deceased
Current Armour – Negated
Current Weapons - Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST).
AB2
Health – 0
Status - Deceased
Current Armour – Negated
Current Weapons - Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST), Apotheosi Hunting Rifles (+4AC).
AB3
Health – 20
Status - OK
Current Armour – Negated
Current Weapons - Apotheosi Light-Claws (+4ST), Apotheosi Hunting Rifles (+4AC).
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DECISIONS
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Zaliphone -
Attack/Run? Any special moves you want to break out ?
Arjahn Mjakhim -
Attack/Run? Any special moves you want to break out ?
[spoiler]If you so choose, you may spot a taco on one of the fallen Burrowers. Wonder what special effect it'll have...[/spoiler]
Mary 'Moo' Cow -
Attack/Run? Any special moves you want to break out ?
Alex Starfade -
Attack/Run? Any special moves you want to break out ?
Haseo Katana -
[spoiler]You're still chilling, will you return ? (If the others start getting their asses handed to them, I'll bring you back in

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