(07-24-2012 02:03 PM)philliphourglass Wrote:  Five hours of buttsex by a burly Czech man or deafness for 2 years?

Answer the question posed to you before making your own question that is the rules of the game!

(07-24-2012 03:05 PM)cingchris Wrote:  

(07-24-2012 02:03 PM)philliphourglass Wrote:  Five hours of buttsex by a burly Czech man or deafness for 2 years?

Answer the question posed to you before making your own question that is the rules of the game!

Crap, forgot. Mario Kart 64

Other part still stands

Dude.... I came into this thread at the wrong time...
Deafness for two years(At least I wont be scarred for life)

Faster results from working out, or any food that you want at any time.

Food that I want at any time (I am a skinny mofo so this could help me maybe GAIN some pounds, well I guess working out could do that too but I am not much of a weight lifter)

Ride a schoolbus full of wild cougers to school or walk at 4 in the morning to school?

Walk at four in the morning because the former option would likely end in death lol

Having free flights for life or having exclusive access to half-life 3, 4, and 4 part 2

OMG FREE FL---I mean exclusive access.

Have every book in the work on paper or digital?

Have every book on paper. You don't have to charge books and they look nice on shelves.

Swimming towards a waterfall or swimming away from a shark?

Swimming towards a waterfall
(can't seem the harm in that, just shows you how horrible I am at hikes/swimming)

Own every game console in the world BUT contract 2 STDs and one non fatal virus OR have sex with 50 strippers IN A ROW unprotected?

I would go with the 2 stds. Chances are you would get at least that from the 50 strippers and the sex would likely be pretty bad since they would be all used up.

Not be able to watch any movies for the rest of your life or not being able to watch any movies for the rest of your life?

Hmm...1st sounds tempting but the second is my choice.

Free falling off a cliff with no parachute or scuba diving with no Oxygen. (You're deep down in the ocean.)

(07-25-2012 03:28 PM)Mr.Katana Wrote:  Hmm...1st sounds tempting but the second is my choice.

Free falling off a cliff with no parachute or scuba diving with no Oxygen. (You're deep down in the ocean.)

Well that's a crap choice ! Both will probably end up with my untimely death !
Well, if I'm as "deep down" as you suggest, I'll probably already be dead due to the pressure (any diving under -40m is really unsafe). So judging by the fact that I'm still alive at the time of the choice event, I'm assuming I'm at a maximum of -40m. That would give me sufficient time to get to the surface. I'd get a horrible case of decompression sickness but I'd be alive.
I knew that my advanced diving training would be useful on this forum at least once

Ok, next person. Would you rather have Rebecca Black's Friday played in your head 24 hours a day or 13 year-old MW3 players shouting "swag" in your ear for 24 hours a day through a really bad connection

I've never really had a problem with the song Friday to be honest. So that one.

Live or Die Soldier, your choice.

I WANT TO LIVE!!!!

Punch a baby surrounded by the babies family all wielding gold clubs or rolling pins OR punch a granny surrounded by her family and friends who do not have any weapons but upon hitting the granny your hands will be broken.

Baby family.

Living in pain for the rest of your life, or having no feeling at all?

No feelings. WE ARE THE ROBOTS!

To be happy in sole ignorance or to be unhappy with full knowledge of the whole truth?