A song my mother used to sing to me as a child (no lie, it's the best):
Ms. Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Ms. Lucy went to heaven,
And the steamboat went to-
HELLO operator
Give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me...
I'll chop off your-
BEHIND the refridgerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Ms. Lucy fell upon it,
And broke her little-
ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Pulling down their-
FLIES are in the city,
The bees are in the country,
The girls and boys are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK! DARK! DARK!
(This post was last modified: 07-19-2012 11:38 AM by PikaPikari.)
(07-19-2012 11:37 AM)PikaPikari Wrote: A song my mother used to sing to me as a child (no lie, it's the best):
Ms. Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Ms. Lucy went to heaven,
And the steamboat went to-
HELLO operator
Give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me...
I'll chop off your-
BEHIND the refridgerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Ms. Lucy fell upon it,
And broke her little-
ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Pulling down their-
FLIES are in the city,
The bees are in the country,
The girls and boys are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK! DARK! DARK!
I had a properly horrible book of nursery rhymes.
Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a piece of beef.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a marrow bone.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a silver pin.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed;
I took up a poker
And threw it at his head
07-19-2012 11:45 AM
cingchris
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(07-19-2012 11:25 AM)Beardy Wrote: Yeah, well... take this rudeness...
I've already heard this and it's still hilarious, but you don't even want to know what I can bring to the table if we are going to get into a retarded YouTube videos war. Such as this.
07-19-2012 12:06 PM
Mr.Katana
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(07-19-2012 11:37 AM)PikaPikari Wrote: A song my mother used to sing to me as a child (no lie, it's the best):
Ms. Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Ms. Lucy went to heaven,
And the steamboat went to-
HELLO operator
Give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me...
I'll chop off your-
BEHIND the refridgerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Ms. Lucy fell upon it,
And broke her little-
ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Pulling down their-
FLIES are in the city,
The bees are in the country,
The girls and boys are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK! DARK! DARK!
I had a properly horrible book of nursery rhymes.
Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a piece of beef.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a marrow bone.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a silver pin.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed;
I took up a poker
And threw it at his head
Am I the only one who just had the normal nursery rhymes?
07-19-2012 01:43 PM
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I've recently come to the conclusion that I'm trying to make myself an insomniac as I'm trying to get less sleep than you normally should (about 5 hours a night is what I'm getting), this is mostly due to the fact that I don't feel like a complete piece of shit if I don't sleep in and actually accomplish things during my days.
07-21-2012 05:57 AM
Mr.Katana
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