It all started when Nintendo and Gunpei Yokoi decided to get Funky,and there i was born. Unfortunately,Nintendo didn't give a shit about me,since Hiroshi Yamauchi was already getting serious with Nintendo and just pregnanted her with the N64.
My Father,Gunpei Yokoi ,Passed away for the epic Failure of me.Ever since then i decided to man up and go to the Gym.Years gone and now i go by the name Virtual Man.
Years later,i would find out that i had a prosper a illegitimate Son named Nintendo 3DS.