The Wishing Game

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

You are now in the possession of a .3ds file that is saved on your computer back from you used Autodesk 3ds Max version 2. And it happens to be named nintendo. A nintendo .3ds.

I wish I had Teddie's suit from Persona 4. I'd wear that all over the place.

[Mass Distraction]

You got the suit but then you are thrown into a different dimension where you have to fight a shadow version of you, get your own persona and embark on an epic journey with your frie... Wait, no, that sounds like fun. Scratch that.

You suffocate and die. The end.


I wish for a magic monkey's paw. Muahahahahaha!

[Psychospacecow]

You get the magic monkey paw of unlimited fiber.

I want a tank.

[Mass Distraction]

You get the tank AND the girl. Trust me, that chick will punch you in the nuts and leave you to rot in the desert taking the tank with her.

Can I has cheezburger?

[Psychospacecow]

Yehz, buht yew haz noa meatz.

May I have a cheeseburger.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

U can haz cheezburger, but iz bad arsnic cheezburger. U ded now

I wish I was in possession of a really nice, completely automated and impossible to ever maim a person or break down teleporter.

[Psychospacecow]

Alright, but it only teleports into the deepest part of the mariana trench, and it is currently on the highest point of the himalayas.

edit: I swear, someone is editing these.
I said something about deloreans I think.

I wish to have the delorean from back to the future.

[Nicknclank]

Will you look at that, you forgot your wish AGAIN :P

[Berry]

I wish to revive this glorious thread of the wishing game.

[TheRealJDawgz]

Granted, but it'll probably be dead and forgotten soon due to the fact that people don't post a wish, and then other people will respond without a wish, contributing nothing until the thread becomes a giant pile of worthless posts
no offense to the people above no hatin' here

I wish for a lifetime supply of delicious churros and chocolate milk.

[Psychospacecow]

Granted, but that doesn't mean they won't expire.

I wish for world peace.

[Mass Distraction]

Everything is now ponies. You happy?

I wish for a regular, delicious sandwich.

[Psychospacecow]

Alright, but it is on Mount Doom.

I wish for more wishes.