The Night Owl Thread

[PikaPikari]

A song my mother used to sing to me as a child (no lie, it's the best):

Ms. Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Ms. Lucy went to heaven,
And the steamboat went to-
HELLO operator
Give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me...
I'll chop off your-
BEHIND the refridgerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Ms. Lucy fell upon it,
And broke her little-
ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Pulling down their-
FLIES are in the city,
The bees are in the country,
The girls and boys are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK! DARK! DARK!