Give 'n Kill Forum Game

[Melirune]

You will in your lifetime, eventually come to a set of stairs. You will of course look carefully to make sure the stairs are not covered in the car wax. Confident that you are safe, you take your first step. It is also your last. A container of Armor All car wax is shot at you out of a tank cannon. Your name will be forgotten in the annals of history.

Next user, you are inducted into a secret society of highly skilled laborers. As your first task, you are given a target and an item. That item... is the 1962 Farmers Almanac.