The Third Degree - actionisforlosers

[Xannidel]

What do you do if you are falling off a cliff? Either scream "weeeeee" or probably giggle like a school girl
Did the real cookie monster die? Obviously, he ironically became a Hypoglycemia victim.
How much was a loaf of Bread in 1975? probably a dollar or two? Around the same as a hooker in California
What is the taste of Smurf meat? Probably the same as chicken with a blueberry aftertaste
Why do zombies attack? they need to eat body parts to replace the parts inside them that have died and what not.
What if batman got married? Either he is gay with Robin or he is a pedo because I do not know a whole lot about Batman or his lore.
Is there such thing as a chocolate cow? India put them all in a special bio dome to protect them from people like you!
Why is my zombie licking my unicorn? Because licking a unicorn is MAGICAL!
What is the address of the First Self-Righteous Church of Pascagoula Mississippi? 2314 Idon'tfuckingknow Lane
When Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died did he start to decompose? After he shat himself? Probably not instantly because rigor mortis had not begun.
Why should you question everything? Human nature is to always ask.
How many girls did Captain Kirk sleep with? He slept with girls??