The Third Degree - actionisforlosers

[Nicknclank]

1. Why is beef jerky so damn expensive?
2. Will they ever make a Quantum Leap movie?
3. Why will Bill Murray make two shitty Garfield films but not Ghostbusters 3?
4. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
5. Sunglasses or no sunglasses?

1. 'Cause in 'merica, e'rybody likes to eat meat a lot. Not lik' in dear ol' Canada! (I think. Idk, I never saw beef jerky price >_>)

2. Hope so. If they do, awesome.

3. Because kids these days likes stuff about animals now. They think ghosts are too mainstream. Why doesn't he make one for the adults? I don't know, I'm not Bill Murray. The answer will probably be weird and awkward. And will probably involve ponies or stuff (I'm tired right now -_-)

4. Mostly my side, sometimes my tummy, but rarely my back.

5. Clip-on sunglasses! Since I got to wear glasses, I can't wear super bad-ass sunglasses. But I find them so useful and cool, I just got to wear them!

How do you feel about this?