The Third Degree - actionisforlosers

[Mr.Holmes]

How many 12 letter words do you know off the top of your head?
See, I knew someone was going to make me feel unintelligent in the third degree. My answer, not a single one right off the top of my head.
What size are your shoes?
My socks are ankle socks, medium size.
When was the last time you got REALLY angry? What happened?
Actually the last time I got really angry was when the Patriots failed so miserably at the super bowl, that last play was a tear jerker. Let's just say that I only suffered from my anger.
Mr. Holmes, if you did get to meet Sherlock Holmes, what would you talk about?
Probably not much, Sherlock Holmes probably wouldn't have the time of day for someone like me. But if he did let me have a little conversation, it would be along the lines of me begging him to take me under his wing.
Why are Pizza Rolls so damn good?
I often imagine all of my idols in the world doing a little jog to provide their sweat as a main ingredient for some mad Pizza Roll scientists.
At what age should I stop carrying my Nintendo controller wallet?
Keep it forever, for it is a symbol of your faith in Nintendo. They will pull through, have faith!
Whatever happened to Ryan Phillipe?
If I know who you speak of, which I probably don't, then I have no idea. Last time I saw him was the new MacGruber, and I laughed pretty hard throughout the whole movie.