The Third Degree - actionisforlosers

[Arjahn]

OI, CFMM
1. An Obese child or 13 toddlers, which would you rather have sit on you for 3 hours and 12 minutes straight?
2. Would your rather blow up a hospital, burn it to the ground, or release a deadly, undetectable gas that slowly and painfully killed every living thing within a 2 mile radius of le hospital?
3. Favorite console of all time?
4. Favorite serial killer?
5. Would you like SERIOUSLY THOUGH to stop asking about ancient treaties so you didn't feel compelled to read four sentences about them on Wikipedia?
6. What are your opinions of the French Fry civil rights movement, and do you think that they should be treated fairly, regardless on nationality and salinity?
7. Favorite romance language? (Java here)
9. Most hated even number?
10. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
11. Favorite emoticon?
12. LAST ONE: Can you tell us a joke that involves Nuudoru, lemonade, Treaty of Versailles, Geodude and mesopotamian agricultural exports?