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[Melirune]

On the second day of the seventh month in the two thousand twelfth year, I Melirune do hereby make this decree.

I shall not wear pants when not out in a public area.

Bacon is a way of life, not just a delicious meal.

I shall do my best not to tarnish these forums with cursing.

I shall do my best to treat all users with respect.

I shall not run off on my own whilst playing an online game with my brethren, instead electing to do what I can to protect them.

I shall never take credit for another users idea or work.

I shall never use a FAQ, guide or walk-through to complete a game. I didn't need them when I started gaming, and I don't need them now.*

I shall offer any help or assistance I can, whether it be needed for video games or a life situation.

I shall never forget the games that paved the way for our current generation of gamers - Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Bros., Pong, Space Invaders, Tetris, Metroid, etc. These legends shall always have a place in my heart.

Seriously, I hate wearing pants. I will only wear them in public, as is the law.

*Unless the guide/walk-through comes as part of a package deal, as was the case when I pre-ordered my limited edition Final Fantasy XII. (The guide is still unopened)