Jobs! What do you do?

[Beware of Cuccos]

I am a licensed hairdresser, but I don't work in a salon anymore. It sucks because i'm really good at it. There's no money in it, I couldn't pay my bills or buy groceries, people don't tip, and people are assholes. So now I work for my family in an office. I still don't make much, but it's more than twice as much as being a hairdresser. I can pay all my bills AND buy food AND go do stuff. I just do hair on the side now, only for people I like. And I can wear what I want and not be on my feet for 12 hours with no lunch break.

My advice, kids- Don't follow your dream. Work in a cubicle until you die. You get weekends off, vacation time, sick time, and insurance and benefits. You don't realize how awesome those things are until you don't have them anymore.