Local "eccentrics"

[Beardy]

When I was younger there was a guy round where I lived who was "Jesus". He always dressed in grubby white and once tried to pay for a bus ride with a can of Coke and a blessing.

Not seen him for years, but there was "naughty boy". A normal looking guy who'd walk around the high street and at a random point start tunelessly singing "I'M A NAUGHTY BOY". It was usually best when he started in a quiet shop.

Now there's a wizard. He wears robes, carries a staff and he used to have a dog that he'd walk and a cat that sat on his shoulders but I think they must be dead now.