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[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

Unfortunately for Alex, Nina turned out to be a talking wasp, floating above his ear. She flew directly at him.

"HOW COULD YOU," shouted Alex, throwing up his arms in self-defence.
"Buzz buzz buzz," replied the wasp.

At that moment, Alex realised the futility of talking to a wasp, albeit a talking one. A fact that hardened his will. Concentrating his mind, he searched the room for the wasp that had hidden at his sudden change of attitude. To his utter shock, the walls started moving. In fact, the entire building started moving.

An angry buzzing came from all sides and to his horror, Alex saw that the whole building was made of bloody wasps, melded together using some kind of dark magic.
In the corner of the room, he saw a rucksack. Running over to it, he scrambled to find something to defeat the millions wasps. Inside, all he found was a fly-swatter. Picking it up, he turned slowly around just as the first wave of wasps came upon him.

"It's showtime Motherf***ers," he said, raising the swatter with both hands...